PRIVATE: Prefects Bathroom

[Monkfish]

Finally I have the place to myself............

Monkfish relaxes in the tub with a few cans of special brew

[Molk Fx]

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[Smeagol]

Smeagol does a canonball into the tub and begins splashing Monkfish

[Swendula]

You sure you want to relax in here?? In all its previous incarnations this was the site of major warfare :D

Swen keeps a wary eye out for flying pies

[Monkfish]

What the...................Flying Pies?

[Fleurdelacour]

*strolls in and jumps in the bubbles*

Ha, I'm headgirl! :D And Ced is head boy, and I swear we voted prefects too!

(Like I can remember two years back! ;) )

[Cedric]

Yup, darn tootin' Fleur, every old-boarder knows that and can't deny it ;):D

Not so sure this is a good idea..... I'm still getting the eggs out of my ears from the last time....

-Cedric

[Mellon]

I saw that it said 'Private' and just had to come in ;)

catches a flying pie and eats it

[Remus]

Oh no, not the flying pies again . . .

Remus ducks just in time as fit-to-burst pie flies over her head

I think I'll go build my fortress in one of the stalls, just so I'm prepared :D

[Stardust]

There is no way this is going to stay the way you wanted.:)

[Fleurdelacour]

Yeah, sorry Monkfish! But we've taken over, well I can't personally be bothered to through pies. I'm just going to lie here and think of Christmas!

[Fleur]

Nooo! This isn't the MI toilets... No throwing pies, or baked bean filled water bombs, or bring tanks or armies in, or....

brachiosauruses.

FLeur turns one of the shiny taps and soon huge rainbow bubbles are bouncing around the room

ahhhhh

[Monkfish]

Monkfish gets out of the tub, slips on a soggy pie..............

WHOOOAAAAA!!!!!

...........and splashes everone!

[Stardust]

Gee,thanks.:mad:
Here throws a water filled water bollon at Monk. :D

[BloodFire]

BF wanders in and pours some perfume into the water

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, vanilla....

[Sars]

Ha, I'm headgirl! And Ced is head boy, and I swear we voted prefects too!

Ffffft, we all know it made the both of you power-mad, power-mad I tells ya!

Sars goes bubble-poppin' mad

:D

I love bubbles. In a suitably evil way naturally.

Against all odds, Sars uses her wand to fill the room with square shaped bubbles, directing them all at Bloodfire and Remus

Eat bubble guys.

[Fleur]

Seriously, power mad is true. Wait untill Ced's 18, he's going to be the most evilest mod in town.

Fleur conjures tetrahedron shaped bubbles and directs them towards Sars

:p

Na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Remus]

Remus raises her head from her *ahem* "planning"

Hey, you're getting my plans wet ! Well have some of this then.

Freezing cold (and badly scented) water spirts from Remus' wand right over Sars

Enjoy that ? :D

[Sars]

Sars splutters, her clothes soaked in freezing cold water that smells like mouldy lavender while being pelted with tetrahedron shaped bubbles. She can't even think of anything evil enough to do in retribution to Remus and Fleur... yet

Spfft! :jawdrop: :mad: :eek:

:D

[Stardust]

Stop that!!:mad: Star puts up an invisible barrir(?).

[Cedric]

Oh come on Fluer, how can you say that, I don't even post that much nowadays. And I didn't go power mad, your memories are just bad, that's all :)

-Cedric

[Stardust]

No ,he is. :D He just wants us to think he's not.:)

[Fleur]

Originally posted by Cedric
Oh come on Fluer, how can you say that, I don't even post that much nowadays. And I didn't go power mad, your memories are just bad, that's all :)

-Cedric

ahhh pooor Cedric. I was joking, you know! ;)

Fleur goes to see to her tank of tiger sharks with lasers attached to their heads

Cedric: Dom!

Fleur: (meekly) Sorry Ced. ;)

[Remus]

Remus eyes Fleur suspiciously from her stall (which is becoming quite good fortress btw :D )

[Monkfish]

Monkfish finally comes to the surface spluttering water everywhere,

Has anyone seen my Lufa?

[Stardust]

Your what???!!
thats right just joking.:)

[BloodFire]

Bling BLING!

BF runs around the room, waving her arms

Mokuba! Zimbabobway!

[Sars]

Has someone been giving BF black coffee again?


Sars watches The Pink Lufa Of Monkfish drifting in the middle of Dom's shark tank


snicker

:D :p

[Fleur]

where's all our loofah madness gone?

[Stardust]

it went when christmas came near.:)

[Monkfish]

This means the One Lufa defaults to me!!!!!


:devil:

[Elfëa]

Elfea comes in wrapped in a towel only



.... people stare


:o :o :eek: :o

ERm... wasn't this the bathroom? :confused:

[Mithrildin]

Túvo, who is wallowing in the tub, which is constantly spilling foam on the tiles, waves to her. Yes it is ! Come in, relax, let down your hair, take your towel off and come in ! :D

[Elfëa]

But...

but...

whispers

I've got no swimming suit on!:eek:

[Mithrildin]

Elfea, stop being stupid. :rolleyes: The water is all foamy. Just jump in and flood the bathroom - I'll keep my eyes closed. For a while. :D

[Elfëa]

Hmm...

I'm not that trusting :o

jumps in still wearing her bathrope

[Mithrildin]

You don't TRUST me ? Why on earth would you do that ?! :D ;)

[Elfëa]

Hmm...

perhaps cause you're male, aren't you? :p I haven't got a tendecy to trust them :p

just realised I was in towel first and then suddenly wearing a bathrope... *sighs*

too short memory :o

better edit it :D

once in the water and well under the foam Elfea throws the towel off

[Mithrildin]

My, the water is hot suddenly, isn't it ! :D

[Fleur]

:D

Fleur steps into the bathroom once more, spots Tuvo, apparates into the pool right behind him and pinches his bottom

Fleur: Hehehe!

Swims away very quickly

:p

[Elfëa]

Laughs at angry Tuvo "chasing" after Fleur...

My my...

Funny :p

swims around few laps...

I do hope it's big enough for me to do that

[Mithrildin]

Why, of course it is ! :D Túvo catches up with Fleur, tucks her in under his arm (which doesn't go without a lot of wriggling and giggling on Fleur's behalf ;) ) and heads for the ice-cold waterfall with her. :p

[Fleur]

Meep! Ice cold waterfall!

Wriggles and giggles even more

Starts tickling Tuvo all over to- er.. put him off ;)

[Mithrildin]

Tickling is surely the wrong way to "put off" a tiger. :D

Fortunately, the waterfall hides the scene so the mods don't need to edit. :p

[Stardust]

Tuvo needs to post in girls club.:)

[Mithrildin]

Nah, Star, the feminine overload scared me away. :p Oh, and the whips, too. :D

[BloodFire]

BF pokles Tuvo

But you missed Star being evil to Rev! I was soooooo proud of her! :D :p

[Mithrildin]

So Rev is actually not the male "slave to all beings in skirts save scots" anymore ? ;)

[Stardust]

Nope rev only belongs to gaz and i just get to play with him once in a while.:) :D ;)

[Elfëa]

I won't even ask who's Rev... I don't have the slightest clue what you're talking about...

besides, I want to take a bath... ;)

[Colli]

Colli hands Elfea the strawberry shampoo

[Mithrildin]

I'm with you there, Elfea. :p

[Elfëa]

In the bath? :eek:

Thanks, Colli... even if I don't like strawberry shampoo... it'll get in my eyes, I'm sure cause it's from you and you're worse than Weasley twins and Snape combined... ;)

[Colli]

:D Why thank you!

[Elfëa]

What did I say?

I'm sure this shampoo is hexed... tries to get some shampoo out of the bottle which starts to glow suddenly...

She tries to throw it back to Colli who's smiling michevously...

[Colli]

What makes you think I'm smiling mischevously? :devil:

[Elfëa]

Well, evilly then :p (did I actually spell michevously correct, I doupt... :o)

[Colli]

LOL I have no idea if it's spelled right.. I just copied yours. ;)

Colli draws a curtain around her own little section of the bath :p :o :D

[Elfëa]

:rotfl:

and I thought I spelled it right cause you had it written similarly :rolleyes:

Own Private Bathroom... aww... that'd be heaven!

[Mithrildin]

Don't ! We'll miss all the fun ! :p

I am sure Sam will want his strawberry soap back for Mr.Frodo. They want to lather up in Henneth Annûn. :D

By the way: mischievously. I think. ;)

[Elfëa]

Ah, finally, the correct spelling :D (if I would have been smart I would have pasted it on Word, but who said I'm not a blonde? :p)

Anyway, after one term I've got enought sharing bathroom with ten guys... :mad: And girls... :mad:

Some people really like to flood the floor... others just leave hair everywhere... and some couples do things in the shower that I leave unmentioned here...

[Colli]

:LOL:

Sorry, Tuvo... privacy's practically my middle name. :D

(edit) LOL Elfea! That's... interesting. :rolleyes: :D

[Elfëa]

Well, it's not interesting when you have to live there... :rolleyes: I'll be moving out next year, tg. :)

Yes, I'd love to have bathroom on my own...
At home my dad never leaves the toilet seat down :mad: (men!)... but the shower is at least okay... :)
here... :mad:

[Mithrildin]

Now you're just being scary. :eek: ;)

[Elfëa]

Am I scary?

:( Now I know why all the guys run away when they see me :(

[Mithrildin]

Iwas referring to the unmentioned things in the showers. ;)

But still, since you seem to be in need of a hug... :D

:hug: :hug: :hug: :kiss: :) :wave: :p

[Elfëa]

:p I know.

or perhaps I didn't. I don't know. I'm female. I'm supposed to change my mind every 5 seconds :p

Now... I'd really really like to have bath... virtual at least, cause it's not possible to have real bath.. we don't have tube... at least that I know of... but then again, haven't been in half of the building... :o

[swiftsnowmane]

*Slips unseen into a nice bubble bath*

Whoops. Forgot to take off the invisibility cloak.:o

Is that Strawberry soap I smell?;)

[StarGazr]

My goodness... *StarGazr peeks her head into this new room she found... there are bubbles and half-nekkid people everywhere* Is it safe to come in here?

[Stardust]

The answer is both yes and no. watch out for things that fly and you should be alright.:)

[BloodFire]

BF steals the One Loufa from Monkfish

Mwahahaha!!!!! Mine now! :p

She chugs some pipin' hot BE(tm)

[StarGazr]

*Closing the door behind her, StarGazr tiptoes around the slippery mess and looks around the bathroom* This is very nice... where is everyone, though? *Looks around, but sees no one in the vacinity of the tub... StarGazr gets the sinking feeling that someone's going to pop out of the tub and...*

[BloodFire]

BF pulls StarGazr into the tub with her

Don't tell Monk, but I stole THE ONE LOUFA and he's never getting it back! :D ;)

[Mithrildin]

Túvo pops his head about from beneath the bubbles. Lookie ! :D Hello there. :p Watch out for the tidal wave ! ;)

BF: Túvo ! Nooo ! :mad:

A giant wave rises at one end of the tub and rolls their way. Túvo jumps onto his surf board (yes, complete with board shorts ;) ) and races towards StarGazr.

:p

[Stardust]

Tuvo, if your going to make tidle waves,do it in the other tube.:)

[StarGazr]

*StarGazr emerges from the water of the tub sputtering and coughing... only to see someone on a surfboard like thing headed her way... screams and run... OK wades away flailing her arms* This is not what I had in mind for a bathroom!!!

[ChianaWeasley]

ChianaGamgee sneaks into the prefect bathroom, expecting it to be empty.

"Bloody hell, first my secret hideout in Myrtle's bathroom goes awry. And now the prefects bathroom is full. Is there no privacy in this castle?!"

Chiana closes the door behind her, carefully pulling up her robes to avoid squashed pies. She greets the others who frollic in the bubbling pool.

[Elfëa]

Elfea sneaks behind Chiana and pushes her in the bath.

A Walcome Bath! :D

jumps in the huge tube too

[BloodFire]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ONE LOUFA! ONE LOOOOOUUUUFA!!

BF smacks Tuvo with the One Loufa

Wheeeeeeeee!

[Stardust]

As the mess builds Star gets a little angry and begins to ask the poor inoccents to gryffindor tower for a nice swim.:)

[StarGazr]

I cannot believe my nice robes are sopping wet... :( this is so not cool! Who's going to get drowned!?

[BloodFire]

BF grabs StarGazr, takes her robes, quickly replacing them with a one-piece, and sticks said robes into the dryer

Come play! :)

[Monkfish]

Monkfish sends his twelve flying monkeys after BF.......

[ChianaWeasley]

Chiana floats to the bubbly, scented surface of the bathtub. Mass choas surrounds her. A loofa flies past her. Her robes are soaked through...

And she doesn't care! :jawdrop:

"Ello all!"

[StarGazr]

*Stalking across the bathroom... slips and starts to falling into the water* Oh no!!!
Someone needs to clean up this mess :D

[Stardust]

This woudln't have happened if we were in gyrffindor tower ,where the floor cleans it self.

[BloodFire]

BF turns the bathroom floor into pumice with the One Loufa.

Then she smack the twelve flying monkeys with the One Loufa, careful to not let go. The monkeys disappear.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Monkfish]

Monkfish conjures up a Purple People Eater and directs it at BF........

[Mithrildin]

Túvo pulls Monkfish in the water. Eat bubbles ! Mwahahaha ! :D

[StarGazr]

*StarGazr picks up a hose and sprays Tuvo with water and colorful bubbles* Yeah, I could soooo get used to this!! hahaha

[BloodFire]

BF turns MonkFish purple and points the Purple People Eater in his direction

Purple People Eaters eat purple people. :p Silly MonkFish ;)

[Stardust]

No they don't the eat blood fires.:D

[StarGazr]

Ahhh Friday! *Lounging in the colorful bubbles.. head laid back* I looooove Fridays :D

[BloodFire]

What are "the"s, sis? Neber heard of dem.

BF lounges next to StarGazr and watchs the Purple People Eater chase the purple MonkFish

[Stardust]

nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo,poor monkfish:(

[Monkfish]

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BloodFire]

Mwaha. ha. ha. :p

BF scrubs her back with the One Loofa and turns the water clean again

We've been in here so long, it's turned into a wizard stew! :barf:

[glaelia]

:barf: bleurgh the thought!! tehehehe... :barf:

[StarGazr]

It's been so long since I've strolled in here... and wizard's stew... ewww just empty all the baths and start over.
I for one could really use a massage... where are those jacuzzis with the jets... *wanders around the bathroom* ah ha! hehe... I spent the week with toddlers... fourteen of them for ten hours everyday! Arrrgghh!! *Sinks into the tub* ahhhh now about that wizard's stew... if you're all wrinkled prunes... please don't touch me... that just freaks me out!!! ;)

[Stardust]

Fourteen toddlers wow.:)
yeah i would a really good massage if i did that.:)

[Monkfish]

http://fool.exler.ru/sm/bath.gif

[Elfëa]

:rotfl:

hmm... I think I need a bath...

[BloodFire]

BF pours a bucket of lukewarm water on Elfea

Mwahahaha! :D

[Monkfish]

Monkfish returns after many journeys with a newly made Ring Of Power and raises his finger to destroy the world!!!

SQUEAK!

Monkfish throws the ring in a wastepaper basket and stomps off.........

[StarGazr]

*wearing her blue robe, SG wanders over towards the trash can... she sees something shiny* What's this... oooooh a preeeeeeeety ring!!! Shiny... ooooooh I wonder what happens when I put it on...:p

[Stardust]

Oh no this is not good.:)

[Severus Snape]

Prof. Snape wonders around the torch lit dungeon wondering where the bathroom with the Big Huge Jaquzzi is and only finds a moderately sized portable wooden tub.

:(

[StarGazr]

Pretty pretty ring... I think I will just pocket this... *flitting around the bathroom* where is the strawberry scented bubble tap?

[BloodFire]

Right here, dear. And while you're at it, grab that professor!

:D ;)

[StarGazr]

*innocent voice* Oh Professor Snape... could you help me over here ;)

[Severus Snape]

Anything for a Lady... What do you wish of me?

[StarGazr]

A lady... that sounds so formal... *giggling uncontrollably... falling into the tub* This is your fault BloodFire... don't know why yet... but it is!

[Severus Snape]

:eek:

*Covers his eyes with his hands*

Are you dressed, Milady?

[Stardust]

Um Gaz is in the water with foam covering her body.:)

[Severus Snape]

Is this a family oriented web site? I would hate to act like a Slytherin in front of young viewers.

:confused:


This grin isn't quite evil enough but it'll have to due: :D

[StarGazr]

You know.. this is the second time since I've come in here to play that I've fallen into this tub in my robes.. you'd think I would learn to control these sudden urges to slip and fall...

[Severus Snape]

*fidgets with his fingers*


*wonders how he got in here as he looks around the room*


*bends over the tub and offers a hand to StarGazr while he holds his cloak at his side with his left hand*

Would you like some help? Aren't you the 15 year old?

[StarGazr]

No, I'm the 20 year old who has a tendency to trip over things and injure herself, bound in and out of rooms (forums/threads) waving things about to get everyone's attention, flirt shamelessly with Xaz (he know I lurvvvve him) until he collapses in a fit of hysteria, torture Colli about random events in time, and occasionally say something intellegent. It's nice to meet you...

[Severus Snape]

ah... Nice to meet you too. You and Peeves would be perfect for each other :D

Just Kidding!

P.s. Thanks for not pulling me into the tub with you and laughing at me hysterically.

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by StarGazr
No, I'm the 20 year old who has a tendency to trip over things and injure herself, bound in and out of rooms (forums/threads) waving things about to get everyone's attention, flirt shamelessly with Xaz (he know I lurvvvve him) until he collapses in a fit of hysteria, torture Colli about random events in time, and occasionally say something intellegent. It's nice to meet you...

Well, you didn't have to wave anything to get my attention dear: I just came running at the words Xaz and flirt, especially with them being in the same sentence and all! :D

Xaz winks at StarGazr and grins.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? ;) :D

[Stardust]

Wow!:) :D

[StarGazr]

Originally posted by Xazinon
Xaz winks at StarGazr and grins.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? ;) :D

*Giggling and blushing* stop it Xaz... You're gonna make me act all... girlie... *disolving in a fit of girlie giggles*

[Colli]

Colli gags in one of the prefect toilets

;)

[Severus Snape]

Prof. Snape joins Colli in the loo... *gag*

[StarGazr]

:trout: to Snape and :trout: :trout: to Colli... does someone have a <i>problem</i>????
Go one Xaz.. you were saying?? *Evil eyes to Severus and Colli*

[Severus Snape]

Hehehehe!

*Ouch* That hurt!

*Grabs the fish and :trout: back to StarGazr.* Hehehehe!

[BloodFire]

BF grins evilly --> :devil:

He's a true Slytherin, 'e is!

BF glomps Severus

Hiiiiiii... Sevvie! ;) :p :D

[Severus Snape]

*Snarles @ Bloodfire* :mad:

[Xazinon]

Aww, don't mind Colli and Snape dear, it just seems like they've come down with something: maybe there's something in the water. I'm sure they will recover in no time. Right? Thought so. ;)

Xaz dashes forwards and takes StarGazr's hand, kissing it before looking deep into her eyes.

You have the most beautiful eyes, my dear... I could just sit and gaze into them for hours!

Xaz smiles adoringly at her, oblivious to rather loud, pointed groans from both Colli and Snape's direction.

:D

[StarGazr]

Oh my...:swoon: what a charmer you are, Xaz... do you treat all the girls like this?
OK Colli, Snape... you need to.. like leave or simply look away..

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by StarGazr
Oh my...:swoon: what a charmer you are, Xaz... do you treat all the girls like this?
OK Colli, Snape... you need to.. like leave or simply look away..

Leave?

ME???

You want me to leave... Fine!

Snape walks off (http://picserver.student.utwente.nl/getpicture.php?id=112859)

[Stardust]

Wait!!Don't leave me alone.:) :D

[Colli]

:D I'll gladly leave. Seeing people hit on each other in the bathroom twice in one day is enough. :o

[Severus Snape]

Prof. Snape leaves with Colli and Stardust :D :cool: :D

[BloodFire]

Where's Sevvie-wevvie goin'?

BF portions off the bathroom with the One Loofa

:p :devil:

[Terry]

*Terry pokes her head in.... immediately sees she's out of her element here.....Runs quickly away...... grabs a loofah on the way out...*

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by BloodFire
Where's Sevvie-wevvie goin'?

BF portions off the bathroom with the One Loofa

:p :devil:

For beind disrespectful, Prof. Snape hands Bloodfire over to Filch for a little.... http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/aktion/action-smiley-073.gif

Prof. Snape can see that Filch is enjoying himself for once.

:D

[Stardust]

Hey! be careful with her she stolen property.:D :)

[BloodFire]

BF rips free from the chains, turns around, and smacks Filch with Antonio the sexy frying pan

Ya don't mess with da clan, janitor! :p

BF tackles Severus

Proffessor-schmessor, boy. Try it again and I'll tickle you until you cry! :D

[Severus Snape]

:D Careful... I might surprise you and like that! :D

[Stardust]

Hey! Be careful what you say.:D :)

[StarGazr]

*Tapping foot on the tiled floor* Xaz has ditched me... such a typical man... :(

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by StarGazr
*Tapping foot on the tiled floor* Xaz has ditched me... such a typical man... :(

*snickers*

Hehehe!

[StarGazr]

OK Severus... you may be like this brooding, overgrown bat of a man (sexy but brooding ;)) and you might be this big bad Death Eater man and the Head of Slytherin... but I can still push you in the tub!

[Xazinon]

Aside: Boy, I'm in trouble now! That'll teach me to write assignments instead of posting on message boards! ;)

Xaz dashes in and stops short in front of a decidedly testy looking StarGazr.

"I'm here my dear, so sorry for the delay! I'll make it up to you, I promise!"

Xaz waves his wand and an elegant table appears in the middle of the bathroom, complete with white tablecloth, gleaming cutlery and candlelight.

"I, er, realise that a bathroom isn't the best place for this, but I do have to work within the restraints of the thread!"

Xaz whips out a rose from behind his back and presents it to StarGazr.

"A beautiful flower for a beautiful girl, though I fear in this contest the flower is outclassed!"

Xaz takes the arm of a calmer StarGazr and escorts her to the table, pulling out her chair for her to sit. He sits down opposite her, smiles and sighs.

"An intimate dinner in a prefect's bathroom with a gorgeous girl: does it get any better than that? I'm not even a prefect!"

;)


( :p to Snape: snicker at me, will ya? Ah, you've let envy get the best of you, I think! ;) )

[StarGazr]

:swoon:

Can I still push Severus into the tub? *batting eyelashes*

[Xazinon]

Xaz stares, enthralled by StarGazr's eyelashes.

Anything you like my dear, as long as my tardiness is forgiven: I simply could not bear it to have you mad at me!

Although, you do look cute when you get cross: that fire in the cheeks, and the glint in the eye! Ooh la la! :D

[StarGazr]

I... ummm I...well... Oh Xaz! You're making me act all girlie.. and you're making me all flustered... this blush will never leave my cheeks!
As for Severus... let's see if he tries to defend himself... I think I can wait for a little while... if you're in my company, Xaz ;)

[Xazinon]

Aww, what's wrong with girlie? You make it sound like a bad thing! It's sweet, it is! :)

Of course I shall remain in your company, my dear: wild horses couldn't drag me away! Well, maybe if there were a lot of them, and they were trying really hard, and they caught me unawares... I'd fight them every step of the way though, even if it got me trampled! Truly I would!

Xaz summons the waiter.

"Two butterbeers, if you please, good sir! Only the good stuff, mind: we're dining upmarket today!"

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by StarGazr
:swoon:

Can I still push Severus into the tub? *batting eyelashes*

*Severus gets pushed into the tub and hits his head on the edge knocking him out cold as water soaks into his black clothing and white undershirt*

WARNING: I'm not going to be a happy man when I wake up.

[Stardust]

Star jumps in after and saves him.:)

[StarGazr]

Ummm uh oh... *must choose between saving the ever-brooding and sexy Severus or dining with the absolutely charming and adorable Australian Xaz* What's a girl to do????

[Terry]

Can I jump in and save both? Yeah? They both seem worth saving and rescuing!!! I'm a certified Scuba Diver. I can rescue beautiful people underwater!!!! *Heck! Terry jumps in and hauls anybody up to the surface*

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by StarGazr
Ummm uh oh... *must choose between saving the ever-brooding and sexy Severus or dining with the absolutely charming and adorable Australian Xaz* What's a girl to do????


X: "I think he looks pretty much saved to me already, my dear: there's already two people diving in to save him!"

Gazes at StarGazr hopefully, silently pleading that she chooses to ignore the commotion in the bath. Glancing over the table, he frowns to himself upon noticing that the splashing has managed to put out all the candles. He sighs and returns his gaze to Stargazr, who is still glancing between the tub and himself, alternately looking worried and a bit flustered. He sighs again.

X: "Yknow, I'm starting to think that this really isn't the venue for romance, or at least for dinner! A pretty gal like you deserves better than this!"

As he speaks, there is a large splash in the tub, and a reasonably large body of water proceeds to hit him in the head, thoroughly drenching him. StarGazr raises her hand to her mouth and giggles. Xaz scowls and tries to look cross, but has trouble maintaining it in the face of giggling and breaks into a grin.

X: "There! See what I mean? The waiters here are terrible: at most places you get your water delivered in a jug!"

;)

[StarGazr]

Awwww Xaz... anywhere with you is a venue for romance... smiling sweetly wait.. did you hear that?
walks over to the stalls... sees Colli gagging and drags her out and tosses her in the tub
There... now someone can save you too.
Now... Xaz..

[Stardust]

Thanks!!:)

[Xazinon]

"Yes, my dear? What is it?"

Xaz reaches across the table and clasps Stargazr's hands, smiling sweetly back at her.

"Not hungry? We can go elsewhere, if you wish: whatever you desire! I'm probably too distracted with looking at you that most of the food would miss my mouth at any rate! "

Xaz gives her a wink and StarGazr blushes.


Aside: Blah, please forgive me if my posting is short and rather irregular over the next week or so... I've gotta do two assignments, plus on Tuesday I'm getting one hand put in a cast for a week which will no doubt hamper my typing. I'll certainly try to keep up though! :)

[BloodFire]

BF decides that teasing Sev isn't worth enduring the mushy stuff.

She contemplates using the One Loofa, but settles for slinging Sev over one shoulder, her Geeky Gryff sister over the other and running before the mush engulfs her.

Truly, tis mushy... :p Bleck!

BF locks the doors on Xaz and Gaz (Hey! That rhymes!) and hangs a sign:

WARNING! Mushy Stuff!

Then she heads off toward Sexxy Slytherin House

Wonder where Terry got off to... ?

:devil:

[Terry]

Whoops! Sorry! Was just busy from recusitating both Xaz and Serverus! Needed a loofah to do it! Er, Um.... very pleasant it was too! Heee! ;)

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by BloodFire
BF decides that teasing Sev isn't worth enduring the mushy stuff.

She contemplates using the One Loofa, but settles for slinging Sev over one shoulder, her Geeky Gryff sister over the other and running before the mush engulfs her.


:devil:


*UMPH*

PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!

I DEMAND THAT YOU PUT ME DOWN!

*looks at the Geeky Gryff sister*

She's not allowed in the Slytherin house!

[Xazinon]

Xaz dazedly gets up from being resuscitated by Terry, to be greeted by a glare from StarGazr. He smiles sheepishly at her and shrugs.

"Hehe, well, how was I to know she would overreact to a little splash and try and resuscitate me? Ooh, I can't wait to see what happens when I'm actually in danger of drowning!"

Noticing that his joke has fallen on rather deaf ears, Xaz gulps and turns away to inspect the door.

"Hmm, definitely locked!"

He races back over to StarGazr and leaning down kisses her hand, softening her glare somewhat. He stands back up still holding her hand and looks into her eyes.

"It is just you and I, my darling, and the night is still young... who is to say what may happen from here? I'm not certainly going to complain about being locked up with a intelligent, pretty and sexy girl like you!"

Xaz makes a mental note to thank BloodFire at some stage in the future. He smiles at StarGazr.

"Sooo... care to dance?"

[Severus Snape]

Thought you women might like this, Prof. Severus Snape (http://picserver.student.utwente.nl/getpicture.php?id=117031)

[StarGazr]

:rolleyes: You men are all the same... you think you can go around kissing other women... oh sorry sorry!! You think you can go and be resussitated by one women then jump up and play all cutsie with another... I have the sudden urge to shove you into the tub...;)

[Severus Snape]

Me? I've been gone for a few days... Did I miss something?

[Terry]

Severus, where the HECK did you get that poster image from!!!! Oh my LORD!

And, um, sorry StarGazr.... :o Didn't mean to intrude on anything between you and Xaz! Just trying to help and all..... *Terry jumps back into the pool with extra air in the tanks, hiding from StarGazr for as long as humanly possible....*

[Severus Snape]

I can't recall...

[Stardust]

Hey!!BF i'm not allowed in your house.:) :p

[BloodFire]

Sev, I'm becoming more and more tempted to spank you! Hush, I'll drop Star at the Geeky Gryff's House. ;) :p

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by BloodFire
Sev, I'm becoming more and more tempted to spank you! Hush, I'll drop Star at the Geeky Gryff's House. ;) :p

Hush... How dare you tell me to hush! You naughty minded woman... :D ;)

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by StarGazr
:rolleyes: You men are all the same... you think you can go around kissing other women... oh sorry sorry!! You think you can go and be resussitated by one women then jump up and play all cutsie with another... I have the sudden urge to shove you into the tub...;)

Oh dear, she's mad at me! Woe! :(

Hehe, never mind Terry: I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding, whatever StarGazr thinks!

Xaz turns his attention back to StarGazr who is still glaring at him. Ooh, she's so CUTE when she's mad! Err, ahem...

Please, feel free to push me in the tub if it will make you feel better, gorgeous! Only, could you try to do it gently so I don't do any more damage to my hand? I promise I wont take too much offence cos, yknow...

Xaz scuffs his foot on the ground and looks bashful.

Cos, like, I still like you and stuff! I really do!

Xaz blushes and smiles at StarGazr shyly.

:)

[Stardust]

Okay!!!:)

[StarGazr]

Awww, Xaz.... I can't stay mad at you!! You're just too darn cute! *StarGazr runs and launches herself into Xaz's arms for a big :hug:*

[Xazinon]

Aww, she likes me again! Woohoo! :)

Gives StarGazr a big :hug: in return, cast and all!


I, er, suppose I should stop hugging you soon, huh? Still, another five minutes can't hurt, surely! ;) :D

[Stardust]

Mushy stuff faster Bf.:)

[StarGazr]

You girls are just jealous cuz I've got the sexy Australian and you don't!:p

[BloodFire]

Sexy Aussie nothin'! I got the sexy proffessor! :p :devil: :D

BF glomps Sev

He's being naughty, too. He must be German... ;)

[StarGazr]

Well, my sexy Aussie has a sexy Australian accent and glancing back at Xaz... *whispering at BF* he's got a cute butt ;)

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by StarGazr
Well, my sexy Aussie has a sexy Australian accent and glancing back at Xaz... *whispering at BF* he's got a cute butt ;)


:o

Wow, someone DID see me in my hospital gown! ;) :D

If I may say so, your butt is pretty cute too... especially on top of those legs! Rrrrr! ;)

Xaz whispers something sexy and Australian in StarGazr's ear and winks at her, before sticking his tongue out at all the jealous people.

Nyahh! :p ;)

[Stardust]

Well i have a sexy elvis!!!:p :D He's a cat!!

[BloodFire]

Aussies speak english, you silly Xaz!

Sides, I like naughty, morally bankrupt, German Proffessors! :D

[StarGazr]

Xaz could speak gibberish and it would still be sexy, BF... *batting eyes at Xaz* He's so cute...
BF... where did the professor go?? Did you kidnap him??;)

[Xazinon]

Well, we may speak English, but we do have our unique turns of phrase down under! Fine, fine, I'll rephrase it...

Xaz whispers sweet nothings in StarGazr's ear, putting his drop dead sexy Australian accent to good use.

Better? ;)

Xaz sees StarGazr batting her eyelashes at him and blushes.

Gosh, I think I better sit down before I swoon and do myself an injury! You're looking very sultry, my dear!

Xaz walks over to a couch on slightly unsteady legs, StarGazr availing herself of the opportunity for a peek at his butt. He sits down and winks at StarGazr.

Feel free to join me, good lookin': this couch is pretty comfy. My knee isn't so uncomfortable either! ;) :D

[Elfëa]

Didn't know that the bathroom had turned into a Lover's Lane!!! :eek: ;)

[StarGazr]

This turned into Lover's Lane when Severus and I had a row then Xaz nearly ended up dying... I just can't take my eyes off him...
Xaz... you better be careful.. this is a PG forum ;)

[BloodFire]

I have a feeling the professor is hiding from the mushy stuff... ;)

[StarGazr]

Oh Professor... come out come out wherever you are... the mushy stuff is just getting good!!!:p

[Monkfish]

Mushy Stuff?:D

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by StarGazr
This turned into Lover's Lane when Severus and I had a row then Xaz nearly ended up dying... I just can't take my eyes off him...
Xaz... you better be careful.. this is a PG forum ;)


Hehe, well, I shall try to be careful... I am well aware of the PG rating, I assure you! I think my capacity for rational thought dramatically decreases though, when you start batting your eyelashes at me, my dear! You're rather irresistable! :)

Plus, I'm a hopeless online flirt... perhaps you should be glad you've never spoken to me on AIM darling, hee hee! ;)
Or disappointed....... :D

Xaz sits on the couch more properly, making a concerted effort to perhaps not flirt quite so outrageously. He sees StarGazr unable to take her eyes off him and flashes her a cute smile.

Aww, go on, come sit on the couch! It's a much better view from here! I'll behave, I promise! :)

[Stardust]

mushy stuff is lovey dovey stuff too!!:) Snape is hidding in sly's house.:p

[StarGazr]

Originally posted by Xazinon
Plus, I'm a hopeless online flirt... perhaps you should be glad you've never spoken to me on AIM darling, hee hee! ;)
Or disappointed....... :D

Xaz sits on the couch more properly, making a concerted effort to perhaps not flirt quite so outrageously. He sees StarGazr unable to take her eyes off him and flashes her a cute smile.

Aww, go on, come sit on the couch! It's a much better view from here! I'll behave, I promise! :)

Oh dear... I don't think you could keep up with me on AIM... I'm completely shameless.. it's too bad that AIM hasn't come up with a "batting eyelashes" smilie in honor of me.;)
SG sits down next to Xaz... not too close though;)
So, this bathroom... it's emptied out a lot... I think they're uncomfortable... I wonder why...

[Severus Snape]

I was forced to stay off the ... gah... can't remember these muggle words... internet? and look what I come back to...

Yes... I'm German but Honestly now... i'm not morally bankrupt. I'm a good servus!

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by StarGazr
Oh dear... I don't think you could keep up with me on AIM... I'm completely shameless.. it's too bad that AIM hasn't come up with a "batting eyelashes" smilie in honor of me.;)
SG sits down next to Xaz... not too close though;)
So, this bathroom... it's emptied out a lot... I think they're uncomfortable... I wonder why...

Tut tut, I think you underestimate me, my dear! I'm quite confident I could keep up! :D Only one way to find out, isn't there? ;)
Well, they may not have a batting eyelashes one, but they do have that sexy pouting smiley which tends to have quite the effect on me! :)

Xaz smiles at StarGazr gratefully for sitting down and preventing him from having to yell.

Nice to see you again! You're right, it has cleared out a bit in here.. the darlings must want us to have our privacy, isn't that sweet?

Xaz wiggles his eyebrows cheekily at StarGazr, but other than that manages to behave himself.

Wow! I'm so impressed with myself! ;)

[StarGazr]

Originally posted by Xazinon
Tut tut, I think you underestimate me, my dear! I'm quite confident I could keep up! :D Only one way to find out, isn't there? ;)
Well, they may not have a batting eyelashes one, but they do have that sexy pouting smiley which tends to have quite the effect on me! :)

Oh, well there's that lil kissy face... I'm famous for using it... it's my lil teasing face... oh look... we have one of them too... :kiss:
OK, I'll behave too...

[Stardust]

Tell the troops to retreat!!!:D To Much Mushy Stuff!!!!:D :p

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by Stardust
Tell the troops to retreat!!!:D To Much Mushy Stuff!!!!:D :p

Aww, poor Stardust! LOL! :LOL:

Yeah, the little kissy one... quite proficient in it, huh? Sounds like trouble!

Looks at Stargazr a little nervously. Stargazr just smiles at him angelically.

Good thing I like trouble, innit? ;) :D

Hmm, post a kissy smiley and THEN say you're behaving? A cunning plan! Shame I already said I was behaving, or I could do the same!
....
....
....

Quick, I'll sneak one in before anyone notices! :kiss:

Xaz proceeds to look entirely innocent.

:D

[StarGazr]

*blushing* oh my... no one's gonna wanna come in here if we keep this up... not that I mind.... ;)

[Xazinon]

Xaz yawns and stretches, leaving one arm outstretched on SG's side along the top of the couch.

Keep what up? :angel: :D

[BloodFire]

BF throws soap at Xav's head

No more mushy stuff! No more mushy stuff! Nooooooo more mushy stuff!

Come on, lads, join in! Let's show 'em a real protest march!

Noooooooooo Moooooooore Mushyyyyyyy Stuuuuuuuufff!!

:D :devil: :D

;)

[Severus Snape]

Heh!

I bet you'll find them in the broom closet next.

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by BloodFire
BF throws soap at Xav's head

No more mushy stuff! No more mushy stuff! Nooooooo more mushy stuff!

Come on, lads, join in! Let's show 'em a really protest march!

Noooooooooo Moooooooore Mushyyyyyyy Stuuuuuuuufff!!

:D :devil: :D

;)

Xaz ducks the soap and sticks his tongue out at Bloodfire.
:p ;)

Phooey to you! What do you think, StarGazr dear? You people always have to and ruin everything, don't you? ;)


Broom closet eh? Hmm .................................................. ... :D

[Elfëa]

Originally posted by Severus Snape
Heh!

I bet you'll find them in the broom closet next.

:rotfl:

[StarGazr]

Originally posted by Xazinon
Broom closet eh? Hmm .................................................. ... :D

oooooh...:o you know what... I don't think the broom closet is rated PG...:devil:

[Severus Snape]

:eek: Look for boggarts before entering! :eek:

[Stardust]

Don't forget your wands.:D

[BloodFire]

Remove as many items from with in as possible. More manuevering room... ;) :devil:

[Xazinon]

Xaz looks in the direction of the broom closet nervously.

B..b..b...boggarts? :eek: ;)

Well of course you have to take stuff out... how are you going to sweep this bathroom up without a broom? I mean, really! Wait a minute... wands! What do we need a broom closet and brooms for when we can do spells and stuff! Or wasn't that the point? ;)

StarGazr, you're looking quite evil, my dear! Don't worry, it suits you! Foxy! :D

[Stardust]

No that wasn't the point. i just thought if you might want them.:) :D

[Severus Snape]

If I were fighting boggarts... I know I would want my wand!

[Stardust]

Exactly what i meant.:)

[Severus Snape]

Heh! Take all the stuff out so when the teachers arrive in the staffroom and sees everything sprawled about... they'll quickly leave thinking the boggarts are having too much fun.

:D

[Stardust]

Good thinking.:)

[Severus Snape]

Thank you! *bows* But I think the funs been had and everyone's left.

[Stardust]

Oh well. Thats okay.:D BF will be here soon.:)

[Fleur]

Didn't this place used to be filled with flying waterbombs, amoung other high jinx? Was that the MI toilets?

Throws a waterbomb at Startdust anyway and scarpers out of the toilets

[Stardust]

I think that was the other tolits.:)

[Severus Snape]

{Me} Ducks out of the way of the waterbombs.

[ChianaWeasley]

::Chiana jumps out of the tub, ready with modified canary cream filled water ballons::

muhahahahaha!!!!
:LOL:

Eat cream you magically enhanced individuals!!!
:eek:
:)

[Severus Snape]

Yummmmmm! {Me} licks off his cream mustache! Delish Chiana!

It appears that I've got some in my hair too. :eek:

[Stardust]

oh well you'll just have to take a bath.:D

[BloodFire]

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! EAT BLACKBERRY ICE CREAM, NON SLYTHERINS!!!

BF splats Chiana, Sev, Stardust, and Fluer with Ice Cream Bombs (ICBs)

And so begins the balloon wars!!

[Stardust]

Wait Sevs a slytherin.:mad:
and we need not have balloon wars.:D

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by Stardust
Wait Sevs a slytherin.:mad:
and we need not have balloon wars.:D

I'm naughty by nature Stardust. Haven't you ever dropped a waterballon from a balcony on top of an unsuspecting victum? *SPLAT*
*pure evil*
:cool:

[Fleur]

Need? Need doesn't come into it!

Hurls baked bean filled waterbombs at stardust

And some pumkin juice ones aimed at Sevvie's head

;)

[Severus Snape]

UGH... It got all over my parchment! You'll pay for this Miss Fluer!

*runs his fingers through his black hair* Ick! :p

[BloodFire]

BF nails Fleur and Sev with Chocolate Chip ICBs

Mwahahahaha!!! :D

[Fleur]

grggrgrgrrr...

BF hears a slight swooshing above her head, looks up to see a large amount of water suspended above her head

SPLASH

http://www.boomspeed.com/saskia/Wand.gif

[Severus Snape]

LOL! Get'er Fluer! :D

[BloodFire]

BF retaliates with a barrage of root beer balloons

I may be wet, but you will be... (Dramatic Pause)

STICKY!

She makes sure a number of balloons hit Sev

[Fleur]

Dag Nabbit! Right, that calls for desparate action...

A silky green cloud appears above BF's head and starts raining SLIME on her - and it follows her around everywhere!

Mwa ha ha ha haaa...

[Severus Snape]

[me] wisely walks off towards the dungeons.

[ChianaWeasley]

I wasn't supposed to be the one molting!!!
curses!!! I must come up with yet another devious plan!!
chiana hurries out the door mumbling evilly to herself

[BloodFire]

HEY!

BF conjures up a Bert(c to Pete Abrams) choir to torment Fleur. "Bahs" and "My world is a CROTCH" ring out

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! :devil:

[Monkfish]

Monkfish conjurs Men Without Hats and sets them on Bloodfire...........

"You can dance if ya want to, and leave all your..........."

:eek:

[BloodFire]

I thought it was "Men With Hats" ?

BF beats the Men Without Hats back with the One Loofa and punts the Berts (c to Pete Abrams) back to where they belong

You're getting an SB for that!

BF nails Monkfish with a Slime Balloon

:p

[Severus Snape]

Heh!

[Monkfish]

Monkfish sees BF`s slime balloon and raises with a Kylie Minogue`s I should be so lucky.........
"I should be so lucky!.....Lucky!...Lucky!...Lucky!............." :D
:trout:

[Moxie]

Moxie leads a line of HP-lovin' friends through the room doing the Safety Dance

[Stardust]

i thought that was suppose to happen other places.:( (the whole bollon thing)

[BloodFire]

BF, who's hearing earplugs, splats Monk, Star, and Sev with MPB (Mashed Potato Balloons)

[Stardust]

Star uses a spell to clean the bathroom.:)

[BloodFire]

You're still wearing mashed potatos. Forgot to clean youself up...

[Monkfish]

Monkfish grabs the One Lufa from BF and uses it to change the earplugs into headphones.

Mwahahahahaha!:devil:

[BloodFire]

BF reclaims her One Lufa and changes Kylie into Orgy singing "Fiction (Dreaming In Digital)"

:p :devil: :p

[Monkfish]

Did anyone say Orgy?

Monkfish wonders who Orgy are...........

[BloodFire]

They're a band. A GOOD band! :p ;)

[Stardust]

band did some one say band???? The Calling???????:D

[BloodFire]

EWWWWWWWW!!

BF nails Star with a SB

[Stardust]

You are so mean.:)

[StarGazr]

*strolls in with a smile on her face... hands behind her back* hello everyone!! I've totally missed being in here... is everyone having fun??? no you say... well here ya go!! *whips out a Super Soaker 9500 loaded with green jello and starts spraying everyone in sight with the sticky green dessert* yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Stardust]

Star hops out of the bathroom to clean off.:)

[BloodFire]

BF retaliates with a volley of chicken soup

Eat CHICKEN!!

BF pauses for a moment, then sprays Sev as he trys to sneak away

That sounded sooooo dumb... :rolleyes:

EAT THIS, Y'ALL!!

Muuuuuuch better!

[Stardust]

Comes back in and hides in the stalls.:D

[StarGazr]

*pumps the Super Soaker and strikes a pose a'la Lara Croft* Eat Jello!!! *Starts spraying jello in every direction then stalks into a stall to reload*

[Stardust]

WEEE!!! more jello.:) :D

[BloodFire]

BF pulls out another Super Soaker, refills the other, and starts spraying everyone with Dr. Pepper.

EAT PEPPER! :D

She ducks into Sev's stall and hands him her third, empty, Super Soaker

Get into the fight, Prof! ;)

BF runs out, spraying Star, SG, and Fluer

MWAHAHAHA!! :devil:

[Stardust]

Yum docter pepper.:(

[StarGazr]

ohh yum!!! *Star holds out a glass and fills up to enjoy* now... eat Jello!!! *Star runs around the pool squirting and drinking*

[Stardust]

Star freakes becuase she doesn't think this is normal.:)

[BloodFire]

We're supposed to be normal? :eek:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Stardust]

Normal NO :)

[StarGazr]

*StarG (could be a new nick;)) sits down on the side of the tub, feet in the water, and cleans out her Super Soaker 9500.*

Hmmm now, what shall I fill it with now? Any suggestions?

[BloodFire]

Frosting?

BF cleans her Super Soaker at the sink and follows her own suggestion, adding some green food coloring

[Stardust]

Good Nick!;)
Bf you are so weird. :D

[StarGazr]

Originally posted by Stardust
Good Nick!;)

Well, I used to want to join the FBI so I'll just have to settle for pretending to be a G-Woman ;)

[BloodFire]

Boooooooooooooo, booooooooooooo!!

BF sprays StarG with green streaked vanilla frosting

For shame, I say! For shame!

[StarGazr]

Originally posted by BloodFire
Boooooooooooooo, booooooooooooo!!

BF sprays StarG with green streaked vanilla frosting

For shame, I say! For shame!


*Eyes wide... covered in vanilla/green frosting, StarG turns and brandishes her Super Soaker*

What is wrong with you!?!?!??!?!! ack! I'm a mess now!!!

[BloodFire]

That. Was a horrible pun. :p

BF sprays StarG again

Merely expressing my appreciation, Callahan's Style. ;)

'Sides, pale green is really your color. Suits you to a T!

[StarGazr]

*spraying BF with jello* have you never seen the X-Files??? Mulder called Scully G-Woman all the time!! hehe... *spraying the room with jello*

[BloodFire]

Don't watch the X-Files. Buuuuutt....

BF nails Mulder with green/vanilla frosting

[StarGazr]

Originally posted by BloodFire
BF nails Mulder with green/vanilla frosting

Now that's personal!!!! *Runs and charges BF... pushing her into the frosting and jello and bubble filled tub* HAHA!!!!

[BloodFire]

ACK!! :eek:

BF falls in and doesn't resurface

[StarGazr]

*StarG sits down on the side of the tub and blow a big pink bubble then pops it and cracks the gum in her mouth* OK... anytime now... hmmmm who's gonna save her... huh? *blows another big pink bubble*

[Xazinon]

Xaz pokes his head in the door.

X: "Someone needs saving? Never fear! Xaz is here!"

Xaz dives into the tub and surfaces with a spluttering BloodFire. He makes his way to the side of the tub and hauls her up onto the edge, before sitting up himself, dipping a finger into the tub and licking it.

X: "Hey, what is this stuff? Tastes sugary!"

S: "It's frosting..duh!"

X: "Oh, really? Curious! Drowned by frosting: what a way that would have been to go!"

;)

[Stardust]

Yeah that would be a goos way to go.:D

[BloodFire]

It would be even better to drown in a giant vat of chocolate...

BF :swoon:s for chocie

Mulder's cute, StarG. I was just protesting his puns. :notworthy

Am sorry!

[StarGazr]

Originally posted by BloodFire
Mulder's cute, StarG. I was just protesting his puns. :notworthy

Mulder is Hott.... I wish to kidnap him and dip him in the chocolate pool...

[BloodFire]

Mmmmmm... Chocolate cover hotties... :swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

Oh! Thanks, Xaz! :kiss: :hug:

[Stardust]

Lando , lego (with brown eyes),Oliver,Bill.Dippedin chocolate.:eek: Sweet.

[Severus Snape]

I can't say that I want to dip Professor McGonagall in chocolate but perhaps... Tonks? Nah... knowing my luck... she'll trip on a chair or something and hit her head on the edge of the tub. :D


:notworthy :beer: - Almighty Butterbeer! Oh how I love thee!:D

[Stardust]

yeah Snapey is back.:D

[Severus Snape]

Originally posted by Stardust
yeah Snapey is back.:D

Ta! I came lurking about to fix my fan/fic :cool: I added some more story to it!

[BloodFire]

Ooooo, Sev has a fic! :devil:

[Ollie Loop]

evil things are happening here aren't they?
just had to join.
dont know if im worthy:notworthy
*turns on one of the pretty fausts* (sorry can't spell)
ohhhh.... whoops.

[StarGazr]

*StarG stands up and whips around...*

Fresh blood....

*StarG pumps her Super Soaker 9500 and proceeds to stalk Ollie around the tub.... and spray jello everywhere!!!!*

Ahhhahahahahahaha

[BloodFire]

BF attacks with her frosting filled Super Soaker!

Hi Ollie! Join us in getting Severus dirty.

:cool:

BF sprays Sev with her special vanilla/green-streaked frosting

MWAHAHAHA!

[Ollie Loop]

ahhhhhhhhhh
i hate water guns!!!!!!!
save me!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs own soakers and turns on stargazr*
*instead of water coming out big globs of mashed potatoes*
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[StarGazr]

Ack! That's gross!!!
mmmmm Oh Severus... EAT JELLO!!!!
*StarG sprays the dark brooding professor with Slytherin Green jello*

[Stardust]

Star changes the forsting in the pub to chocolate and puts all her studs in it.:D

[Ollie Loop]

:jawdrop: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mashed potatoes for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sprays everyone with mashed potatoes*
aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yummy! (as long as they're KFC's)
*makes sure sev gets large amount in face*

[Xazinon]

Originally posted by BloodFire


Oh! Thanks, Xaz! :kiss: :hug:


Shucks, it was no problem at all: just doing my neighbourly duty! Plus, it was an excellent opportunity to get myself covered in chocolate and frosting.. who'd say no to that? ;) :D

[Ollie Loop]

hides in corner looking for trouble
ah there it is...
*runs out and sprays everyone with... whipped cream*
aaaaahhhhhhhhh

[Stardust]

Weee!Whipped cream.:rolleyes:

[Ollie Loop]

:swoon: a cute boy in swim trunks, let me at 'em
more whipped cream
lots for sev

[Severus Snape]

Ta! Tastes good! Where would you like it? ;)

[Stardust]

I don't like whipped cream.:)

[Ollie Loop]

live with the whipped cream... it is good.
i would not like it anywhere but in my mouth please
:swoon: there goes another one.....sigh:swoon:

[Ollie Loop]

names Ollie. don't use my last name
*grabs mashed potatoes and tomato sauce*
here you go sev!!!!!!:D
sorry.... i didn't mean to double post

[ChianaWeasley]

Chiana sneaks in through the portrait hole, with a bulging trench coat on. She tip toes over to the corner of the pool, avoiding any flying objects. She pours a box of lime green gelatin into the water. She sits back and waits....

[Ollie Loop]

oh...........this could lead to trouble......:)

[Dizzy Saysme]

It could!

[BloodFire]

BF sprays Chiana, Ollie, and Dizzy with vanilla frosting

You're already in trouble! ;) :p

[Stardust]

It's not water in there ,it's chocolate frosting.:eek:

[Dizzy Saysme]

I love frosting!!!!!!!!1

[ChianaWeasley]

Its neither you fools! Its slowly turning into jello!!! Mwuahahahahahahahahaha......ha!
Now is the time to release my frisking pixies!!!

:D

I love to make trouble
I am a Weasley after all

[Dizzy Saysme]

You all are covered in corn!

[ChianaWeasley]

Chiana now releases the frisking pixes upon the helpless wizards stuck in the solidified gelatin

[Ollie Loop]

ahhhhh........
thankx im not in tub.......
runs from the evil pixes that chase her.......
you will pay for this you will!!!!

[LoonyLovegood]

poor little power-hungry Cedric. *sighs* oh, well. at least we get rid of him eventually.

shoot! was i not supposed to say that? haha!

poor cedric. poor, poor cedric.

*steals lufa (which is actually a LOOFA) and runs away, laughing evilly*

[Stardust]

Have the loofa .We don't need it ,and Cedric is not power hungry.
:D

[LoonyLovegood]

HMMPH!

*marches off with Loofa in hand*

[BloodFire]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY LOOFA!!!

BF flying-tackle-glomps Loony and steals the One Loofa back

Mine, my preciousssssssssss. My own... :p

BF pets the One Loofa

My preccccccccioussssssssss....

[Monkfish]

Monkfish ponders the sanity of creating the One Lufa....

[ChianaWeasley]

Haha! My evil plan with frisking pixies has finally come to work!!! Once again the Prefect bathroom is alive with frenzy! Well, since my job is done here...throws off her trench cat and starts to chase after Ollie

Ah, Fred and George would be proud:cool:

[Stardust]

yes they would.:D

[Ollie Loop]

What's a loofa? runfor her life as chiana starts to chase her with the evil clowns............ ahh?

[ChianaWeasley]

Oh!!!!!

::Chiana starts to run from the evil clowns::

Who conjured clowns?! Now thats just going too far!!!

Im terrified of clowns!!!!Get rid of them!!!!

::Chiana sicks some more frisking pixies after the evil clowns, they run from the prefect's bathroom::

There, thats better
:)

Continues to chase after Ollie

[Stardust]

It's that little puffy thing ,we, women put shower gel on.:D

[Ollie Loop]

oh.......... hey! those were my clowns! oh well....... how about some more tomatoes! take that!!!!!! *throws green tomatoes at watching on lookers*

[ChianaWeasley]

clowns are the scariest thing in exsistance!!!
no more clowns!!!

Run free my pixies!!!

pixies run around tickling everyone who is submerged in gelatin

[Stardust]

Clowns should be outlawed.:)

[Monkfish]

http://www.psptoybox.com/imagess/gallery/clowns/marcie05.gif
BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

[Severus Snape]

Hey Lucius! Kill that Nasty clown!

http://home.nethere.net/dubhridir/nesbitc/LMalfoy-youre-gonna-die-boy.jpg

Thanks mate!

:cool:

[ChianaWeasley]

:eek:Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill it, kill it!
unholy!!!!

GAH!!!!!!!!

Chiana runs about the bathroom trying to get away from the clown

This ISN'T funny Monk!

[Stardust]

Monk you are so mean!!!:p

[BloodFire]

Whoa, whoa, calm down, Chiana! Sev and Lucious killed it!

BF turns Monk neon pink with the One Loofa

:p :D

[ChianaWeasley]

shivers at the thought

oh, i just hate clowns!!!

haha!
laughs at Monk's new skin tone

Perhaps some baked beans with your new hotdog shade?
pulls a launcher from her robes and shoots a blob of baked beans at Monk

:p
yummy

[Drizella]

That was just brilliant, Monk.

[Monkfish]

http://members.lycos.co.uk/nokia7210/wallpapers/pink_fish.jpg
WHAT THE.............!

[BloodFire]

Monk, how exactly do you type with those fins?

[Stardust]

That would be rather intreresting to see.:D

[ChianaWeasley]

Yes!!! Typing with fins...multitasking if you ask me ;)
but a fish cannot be a hogwarts student....unless....
:eek: Monkfish Chiana points with an open mouth
you're an animigus!!!!

[Severus Snape]

LoL! A fish out of water... or in the lake?

[Stardust]

He most likely is.:D

[LuthienElentari]

Can I join the fight?

somone puts the sleeping charm on Luthien and lets Luthien fall into the tub of bublbles


:sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Luthien dreams that Aragorn will save her from drowing of bubbles

[Stardust]

Can't fight if your a sleep.For moment we're at a stand still.:)

[LuthienElentari]

Of course I can't fight. But who put the spell on me is the mystery.
I'll just wait for someone to save me.............

[Stardust]

Wait the pool is filled with jell-o.:D
Which means you probably bounced back out.:) :D

[ChianaWeasley]

By gosh she's right!
Good ole' jello
always comes to the rescue!
tastes good too
:p

[Stardust]

Yep it does.:D

[Monkfish]

Has anyone seen my loofa?

[Flockman G5]

Yeah, I have it. :D

[Monkfish]

ITS MINE!!!!!!! :devil:

[BloodFire]

BF tackles Flockman, shoving Monk into the Jell-o as she goes. She snatches the One Loofa from Flockman and turns him into a purple parrot.

MINE!!:p

:D No touchie!

BF turns to Monk

You never answered my question. How does you type with those itty-bitty fins?

[Monkfish]

Easy...........just look at the diagram on the wall behind you and that will expl...

Monkfish snatches the one loofa and hides in the jello...

Mwphphaphaphapha!

(muffled evil laughter)

[Flockman G5]

*has enough loofas for everyone*

<.<'

[BloodFire]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

BF dives into the Jell-o after Monk, eating her way through

Mine! Gimme!

She catches Monk by the tail fin and grabs the One Loofa

Gry da our o' da On Oofa, Ah ake oo, Onkish, unahmbeedeckstraws fahevah!*

Then she crawls back out of her Jell-o tunnel, putting the One Loofa in her wand holster

Mwahahahahahaha! It is MINE!!

*By the power of the One Loofa, I make you, Monkfish, unambidextrous forever!

[Flockman G5]

*turns on the purple bubbles*

*swims a few laps*

[LuthienElentari]

*Eats a burger with cheese, onions, and extra mustard*
while rubbing furiuosly at the bump on her head.

[Monkfish]

Monkfish jumps out of the jello and fights like a mad thing with BloodFire.

To and fro they sway, now so near to the edge of the bathtub that they almost tumble in, now dragging back, falling to the ground, rising, and falling again. And all the while Monkfish hissed but spoke no words.

The bubbles awoke in anger, the 60W striplight blazed, and all the bathroom was filled with a great foam and mist. Suddenly Monkfish`s short fins drew up to his mouth; his pink gums gleamed, and then squelched as they bit. BloodFire gave a cry "EEW!", and there she was, fallen upon her knees at the bathtubs edge. But Monkfish, dancing like a mad thing, held aloft the Lufa, a bit of soapy water still within it. It gleamed now as if verily it was man made.

"Precious, precious, precious!" Monkfish cried. "My precious! O my precious!" And with that, even as his eyes were lifted up to gloat on his prize, he stepped too far, toppled, wavered for a moment on the edge of the bathtub, and then with a shriek he fell. Out of the bubbles came his last wail "Rosebud!", and he was gone.

[BloodFire]

Yeah, sure. :rolleyes:

BF dives in after MonkFISH. She struggles with the FISH, ignoring the burning of her lungs as she flails for the Loofa.

Finally, she must have oxygen. Unwilling to lose the Loofa, she drags MonkFish with her, thrusting him out of the water as she surfaces.

The sudden chill startles MonkFish and he drops the Loofa. It falls to the floor and rolls away. MonkFish and BF stare at each other, then at the Loofa.

A moment of silence passes. Another. Then, with a shout, BF drops Monkfish and both scramble after the Loofa. It continues to roll, BF and Monk chasing after, right to the feet of one Severus Snape.

He frowns and picks up the One Loofa, BF and Monk staring up at him.

"I believe I'll be confiscating this."

Uh-oh. :eek:

[Monkfish]

I think he`s going to "The Dead Thread"!

Monkfish runs after snape with a mad gleam in his eyes......

[BloodFire]

BF tackles Monk

You can't steal it from him! Professor Snape might poison your dinner! :eek:


Who would I beat up then? :D :p

[Stardust]

ME, flockmen, the rest of gryffendor house and probably the orther two.:)

[Monkfish]

AT LAST!

I have the ONE LUFA and the place to myself......:)

[Monkfish]

Now that was a long soak!

[BloodFire]

Hope you enjoyed your 'one lufa', Monk! For I have the one, the only, the One Loofa!

Mwahahahaha!

[Eriol]

Seems like the place for this.

http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/images/getfuzzy2061070060620.gif

[BloodFire]

BF waves the One Loofa distractedly

The place for what, Eriol?

[Stardust]

Wait What?? What happened to the jell-o in the bathtub???:shockkk:

[Eriol]

BF waves the One Loofa distractedly

The place for what, Eriol?

That was a year and a half ago. I had to dig it up.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/madsharpie/getfuzzy2061070060620.gif

[Stardust]

That still doesn't explain what happned to the Jello in the tub.:no:

[Haldomere Banks]

That still doesn't explain what happned to the Jello in the tub.:no:

Dude, I think that it spoiled.