Harry Potter & the Pants of Fire 2

[Frodo's redhead]

I really missed this thread from the last site,so I thought I'd make a new one. I couldn't help it,it was just too darn funny.;)
ok,here goes....


'' Dobby,just try not to save my pants again''

''It's time to match the power of pants against the famous Harry Potter''

was that good?:)

[Fimbrethil]

Hey, FR!! Never thought I'll meet u here!@! Ventured here on a prick of interest!
Harry Potter pants thread? :rotfl: Liked the Dobby one!
Here, lemme have a try!!

Ron: Eat pants, Malfoy!!!

[Frodo's redhead]

hehehehe! That's good one Fim!;) :D

here's some from the 3rd book: Harry just had time to register its handsome green cover,emblazoned with the golden title The Monster book of pants:D

fat lady- Password?
Harry- fortuna pants

''Everyone in their sleeping pants!'' shouted Percy

:D

[Elfëa]

"There is no good and evil, there is only pants, and those too weak to seek them."

"...Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps it's pants."

"If you made a better rat than pants, that's not much to boast about."

"You should have died!... Die rather than betray your pants, as we would have done for you!"

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the pants that are worst for them."

I personally like this one:

"Harry, this is no time to be a gentleman!... Knock her off her pants if you have to!"

:rolleyes: :p

[Frodo's redhead]

M- Scared pants?
H- you wish.

F-Don't worry Ginny,we'll send you loads of pants.

Dumbledore-I see you have descovered the pants of the Mirror of Erised.

H- *holding the snitch* Well,what do I do with it?
O- you catch it,before the other team's pants.:D

[Persephine]

Hello, FR and Fim !!! Me, being a Harry Potter fan was just wandering around here and oooohh...this is funny !!!

Dumbledore: And also, Mr Filch, our caretaker, has asked me to remind you, that the dark pants is scrictly forbidden to all students.

****

Hermione: What? Books and pants...there are more better things, friendship, bravery...

****

Hagrid: If anyone was looking for some stuff, all they'd have to do was to follow the pants...

****

Okay, how was that? Funny ???

[Fimbrethil]

Ooooh! I've just thought of one! Though I'm not too sure that it's the perfect quote, it's the closest I could remember......

Harry: Professor......your pants....I couldn't do anything....it just caught fire!!!

[Frodo's redhead]

:rotfl: that's great you guys!

Ron- *sarcastically* follow the pants,why couldn't it be '' follow the butterflys''?

Arthur Weasly- Molly,I'm going to have to go into the pants; this is going to take some smoothing over.

McGonnagal- Now when I call your name,you will come up and I will pace the sorting pants on your head and you will be sorted into your houses.:D

more to come!;)

[Persephine]

Ohh !!! Great pants, everybody !!!

Made me roll all over my floor !!!

Tom Riddle: NO !!! Your pants may have blinded my basilisk, but now It can smell your pantless bum !!!

Hmm...more than one alteration...but tell me what you think, k ?

[Elfëa]

"What happened between you and Pants down through the trapdoor is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows."

"Pants"... "are my past present and future..."

:rolleyes: :D

Albus Dumbledore- one of the greatests pants of our age... (not a straight quote, but... :p)

[Persephine]

Ron: Can pants panic now ???

*****

Harry: I'll be in my pants, making no noise and pretending I'm not there
Vernon: Too right you will !!!

[Frodo's redhead]

:rotfl:

Hermoine- come on,we'll be the only pants left here if you don't move.

George-We're 17 in April,why can't we have pants?

Fred- I reckon a couple drops of aging pants might do it,George..
Professor Trelawney-I fear the pants you dread will indeed come to pass.

[Persephine]

:LOL: :rotfl: :LOL: :rotfl: :LOL:

[Frodo's redhead]

here's another before I have to go to school:

Ron-Sunshinde daisies, butter mellow,turn these stupid fat pants yellow!:D

[Elfëa]

Originally posted by Persephine
Harry: I'll be in my pants, making no noise and pretending I'm not there
Vernon: Too right you will !!!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

That'll go to the sig! :D

[Frodo's redhead]

here's some I discovered today while reading :

Malfoy- Don't you dare insult my pants Potter

Malfoys pale pants went slightly pink

Professor McGonnagall- Moody, we never use pants as a punishment!

Lee-superpants.

The Dark Pants: A Guide to Self-Protection


The Unforgivable Pants

:D :D

[Persephine]

Oooh...those pants are so funny !!!

Awwwww, elfea, you flatter me !!! :p

[Frodo's redhead]

Harry-Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you off your pants!

Hermione- I went looking for the pants,I'd read all about them and thought I could handle it.:D

[Elfëa]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Harry-Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you off your pants!

:o - i know some people erm... okay, I won't say it :o :p

[Persephine]

Ooh !!! What hilariously funny pants !!!

Aragog: Hagrid has never sent pants into our hollow before...

****

Aragog: Go? I don't think so. My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh pants that wander so freely into our midst. Goodbye, pants of Hagrid...

[Nagee Greenleaf]

harry at zoo: "It's just that I've never talked to pants before. You're from pants aren't you? Was it nice there? Do you miss your pants? Ah, thats me as well. I never knew my pants either."

Vernon- "What happened?!?"
Harry- "I swear I don't know! One minute the pants were there and then they were gone! It was like pants!"
Vernon- "There's no such thing as pants!"

[Frodo's redhead]

LOL Nagee! :LOL:

Oliver-each team has 7 pants.

Harry * with marauders map* - I solemly swear that pants are up to no good.

and Pants managed!

The Shrieking Pants:D

[Persephine]

Funny Harry Titles with Pants...

(a) Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Pants
(b) Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Pants
(c) Harry Potter And The Pants of Azkaban
(d) Harry Potter And The Pants Of The Phoenix

More pants...

" Do I look stupid ? " Snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried pants dangling from his bushy moustache.

" What's been going on ? " Said Ron. " Why haven't you been answering my pants ? "

" Pants's due any minute - I think Gran's sending on a few things I forgot. "

:LOL: :rotfl: :LOL: :rotfl: :LOL:

[Frodo's redhead]

LOL Seph! :LOL:

Petunia- just cook the pants and try not to burn anything:D

Seamus- Me dad's a muggle,moms a witch,bit of a nasty shock on pants when they found out.


Moony
Wormtail
Padfoot
Pants

The Marauder's Pants:D

[Persephine]

LOL, FR !!! PANTS, PANTS, PANTS !!!

:LOL: :rotfl: :LOL: :rotfl: :LOL:

[Frodo's redhead]

Originally posted by Persephine
LOL, FR !!! PANTS, PANTS, PANTS !!!

:LOL: :rotfl: :LOL: :rotfl: :LOL:

Thank you! I'll be here all week:D

Hermoine- I don't like pants just because they're handsome!

Hermoine-Not once, in over a thousand pages, does Hogwarts, A History mention that we are all colluding in the oppression of a hundred pants!

Sirius * in his letter to Harry* - Don't use Hedwig,keep changing pants, and don't worry about me, just watch out for your pants:D

[Nagee Greenleaf]

ROTFLMAO, FR! love those!

[Persephine]

Sorting hat ~ Bee in your pants, Potter ???

[Frodo's redhead]

Originally posted by Persephine
Sorting hat ~ Bee in your pants, Potter ??? :rotfl:

The Yule Pants

Harry- They don't know what it's like,lying there day after day,watching people press their ugly pants in on you.

Lee-10 pants to Gryffindor!

Ron-go away trevor,you shouldn't be here
Neville-neither should pants!

[Sirius Black]

The sorting pants.... god I love those... :D

Voldemort:"Bone of the father, flesh of the servant, pants of the enemy..."

[Elfëa]

:rotfl:!

These 'pants' are hilarious... keep them coming... :D

[Sirius Black]

Ok, got two more pants :p :

Dobby: "But Dumbledore doesn't insist on that, Sir. He says... he says, we can call him... a barmy old pants, if we wants, Sir."

Fat Lady: Well well well - who's just been chosen as school champion then? - Pants! sighed Harry.

[Frodo's redhead]

Originally posted by Sirius Black
The sorting pants.... god I love those... :D

Voldemort:"Bone of the father, flesh of the servant, pants of the enemy..."

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[swiftsnowmane]

Better yet, "Pants of the enemy, forcibly taken....":eek:

;)

[Frodo's redhead]

:LOL:

here's a couple before I go to school,

Dumbledore- Unless I am very much mistaken,the pants from Beauxbatons approaches.

Seamus-....But I wouldn't have thought he'd have wanted to risk his good pants.

more to come!;) :D

[Elfëa]

Originally posted by swiftsnowmane
Better yet, "Pants of the enemy, forcibly taken....":eek:

;)

:jawdrop: :eek: :jawdrop: :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl:
that's erm....hilarious.. disturping

[Persephine]

Malfoy : Training for the pants, Potter ?

Ron : Look, do you want to stop Snape from getting the pants or not ?

[Frodo's redhead]

Originally posted by Persephine
Malfoy : Training for the pants, Potter ?

Ron : Look, do you want to stop Snape from getting the pants or not ?

:rotfl:

Hermione- No you can't! Pants must be another way!

Harry *to the king* - Check pants!

Ron- Bloody pants a menace.

Howler- How dare you steal those pants!:D

[Elfëa]

There is no such thing as pants!

[Frodo's redhead]

I don't remember if this one's been said but here goes:

Vernon- That's it! we're going away,far away! Where pants can't find us!


Oliver- ..Uh,I don't really remember.Got hit with pants 2 minutes in,woke up in the hospital a week later.

hhmmm,sounds like what I said earlier,dajavu.:rolleyes: :D

[Persephine]

Hey FR, How about...

Oliver- ..Uh,I don't really remember.Got hit with pants 2 minutes in,woke up in the hospital a week later.

Oliver- ..Uh,I don't really remember.Got hit with the bludger 2 minutes in,woke up in the pants a week later.


ooh, and those pants are so funny, keep them coming !!!

[Frodo's redhead]

Originally posted by Persephine
Hey FR, How about...



Oliver- ..Uh,I don't really remember.Got hit with the bludger 2 minutes in,woke up in the pants a week later.


ooh, and those pants are so funny, keep them coming !!!

I was thinking about that a few minutes after I posted it,both are funny though,oh so many possibilities!:D

[Elfëa]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Sure this funny pants are illegal? ;)

[Persephine]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Hey people, is it just me or is the site suddenly purple ??? Crazy...I know, but maybe I'm just colorblind. :p

Harry: He's going to sacrifice his pants !!!

[Frodo's redhead]

That sortof occured to me too,didn't used to be green or something?:confused:

Weaslys Wizards pants:D

Harry-ow! My pants, it's burning!

Quirrel-..F-Fearfully fascinating pants,n-not that need them,eh P-P-Potter?:D

[Nagee Greenleaf]

I noticed that a few days ago. It is suddenly purple! AH! I'M COLOR BLIND, TOO! ;)

Quirrel- Yes, Snape does seem the pants doesn't he.

Hermione- It's Snape! He's Jinxing the pants!

trolly lady- Anything off the trolly dears?
Ron-No thanks. I'm all set.
Harry- We'll take the Pants!

not very good. I know but I don't have any of the books with me.
:(

[Frodo's redhead]

Originally posted by Nagee Greenleaf
I noticed that a few days ago. It is suddenly purple! AH! I'M COLOR BLIND, TOO! ;)

Quirrel- Yes, Snape does seem the pants doesn't he.

Hermione- It's Snape! He's Jinxing the pants!

trolly lady- Anything off the trolly dears?
Ron-No thanks. I'm all set.
Harry- We'll take the Pants!

not very good. I know but I don't have any of the books with me.
:(

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Persephine]

lol, nagee !!! And you too, FR !!!

[Elfëa]

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his pants, not his trousers.

:p

Remember Pants. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to pants which were good, and kind, and brave, because they strayed across the path of Lord Voldermort. Remember Cedric's Pants.

:rolleyes:

[Frodo's redhead]

Originally posted by Persephine
lol, nagee !!! And you too, FR !!!

thanks Seph!:hug: :hug:

Dumbledore-the pants then,please Mr.Filch

Hemione- they organized the Triwizard Pants,didn't they?

Harry-Pant's doing alright Hagrid?
Hagrid *in responce* - Thrivin!:D

[MysticMariel]

haha i have no idea what yur talkin about
hey leiden u never sent me those mad libs thingies or what ever they were :p

[Frodo's redhead]

not yet,but I will. what we do here is take sentences from the HP books or movies and replace 1 or more words with the word ''pants'' to make it funny,if ya get my drift.:)
we'll help you if ya like.

[Cotume]

LOL!!! :rotfl: :LOL: :rotfl:
These are so funny!!! As soon as I can find my HP books and get online again, I'll post some myself. :D

[Frodo's redhead]

welcome Cotume!:wave: :hug:

have fun here!

Mad eye moody-Constant Pants!


the standard book of pants

Fleur-an 'air from ze pants of a veela

Mr.Ollivander-Mademoiselle Delacour,could we have your pants,please?

Harry *to Ron and Hermione*- I'll pants you two at dinner :eek:

Dobby-Can Dobby give Harry Potter his pants?

more to come!;) :D

[Elfëa]

Originally posted by Frodo's redhead
Mr.Ollivander-Mademoiselle Delacour,could we have your pants,please?

Harry *to Ron and Hermione*- I'll pants you two at dinner :eek:

Dobby-Can Dobby give Harry Potter his pants?


:rotfl:

Funny... more please! :LOL:

[Frodo's redhead]

Harry-pants look alot happier than that Beauxbatons lot

Harry to Hagrid-how am I to pay for all this,I haven't any pants.

McGonagal- first years in pants....no pushing. or first years in front.....no pants

Dumbledore- Aha! Unless I am very much mistaken, the pants from Beauxbatons approaches!

Fleur-Zey are saying zat zis little pants is to compete also!

more to come!;) :D

[Cotume]

Originally posted by Frodo's redhead
welcome Cotume!:wave: :hug:

have fun here!



Thanks! I will. This place seems just like the kind of forum I normally hang out at, so I think I'll fit in pretty well here. :D

Ummm... I think I'll try one..

Peeves: Say pants.

Filch: Peeves..

Peeves: Shan't say nothing if you don't say pants.

Filch: Alright, pants.

Peeves: NOTHING!!! Hahahaha!! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say pants!!



Errr.... On second thought.. I need to practice more. :D

[Nagee Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Cotume
Thanks! I will. This place seems just like the kind of forum I normally hang out at, so I think I'll fit in pretty well here. :D

Ummm... I think I'll try one..

Peeves: Say pants.

Filch: Peeves..

Peeves: Shan't say nothing if you don't say pants.

Filch: Alright, pants.

Peeves: NOTHING!!! Hahahaha!! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say pants!!


:rotfl: :clap: Those were great Cotume! Better than what I can come up with.

[Elfëa]

Nice Cotume :D

Better than mine anyway...

of course, I can never post with my books :(

Edit: Oh, and welcome :) :wave:

[Frodo's redhead]

LOL Cotume! that was great!:hug:

Dumbledore *eats an every flavor bean*-Alas!Pants!

Dumbledore *about baby Harry*-he is far better growing up away from all pants,until he is ready.

Professer Sprout-..Should stop students resorting to desperate measures to rid themselves of pants.

Hannah Abbott-like poor Eloise Midgen,she tried to curse hers off

Harry-but there are only 2 extra pants, why's Filch putting out 4 more pants? who else is pantsing?

more to come!:D

[Persephine]

:LOL: :rotfl: :LOL:

Oh my eru, FR, those pants are great !!!

[Amberion]

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Pants

[Cotume]

Oh. Guess I did better than I thought. :D That's one of my favorite parts of the books. :D

Now if only I could find them... My little sister took them to read and I haven't seen them since. :P

[Frodo's redhead]

Don't worry,you can use lines from the movies if you want.:)


Ron *whining*-can we pants now?

[Cotume]

Umm... Well... I have to admit... I've only seen the 2nd one once so I don't remember many lines. I do have the 1st on DVD, but my little brothers have scratched it up so badly that it is almost unwatchable. *sob* :(

Well, I found the books so I can post more pants! YAY!!



"Barking mad," said Ron, shaking his head. "Harry, c'mon, they'll be putting up your pants..."


The Minister of Pants



Errr... Well.. They're the best I can come up with right now. :D

[Nagee Greenleaf]

I know its from way back in never never land of Harry's sorting but...

Weasly twins- "We've got pants! We've got pants!"

sorry but that's all I can come up with at the moment. I have their voices chanting that line stuck in my head.:rolleyes:

[Moxie]

"I didn't!" Harry said sharply, as Aunt Petunia let out a wail and Uncle Vernon raised his pants.

"PANTS AGAIN! I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE PANTS IN MY HOUSE!"

"...there were two dementors down that alleyway and they went for me and my pants!"

"Pants down," said Snape coldly, shutting the door behind him. :eek:

"We're all really sorry Harry didn't pants you, then," said Fred loudly.

"You should be proud, Neville, proud! They didn't give their health and their pants so their only son would be ashamed of them you know!"

"Then you will find yourself easy prey for the Dark Lord!" said Snape savagely. "Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their pants..."

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you cannot deny he's got pants..."

Chapter 28: Snape's Worst Pants

Y'know, this is really too easy. :o ;)

[katzpotter]

Tears fill those startlingly green eyes as our conversation turns to the pants he can barely remember.

"Pants, Dumbledore, pants!" cried Bagman excitedly.

Ch. 19 - The Hungarian Pants

I suppose I get my strength from my pants. I know they'd be very proud of me if they could see me now....

"They wouldn't look twice at him if he couldn't do that Wonky Pants thing--"

...as it was so easy for Dark pants to poison an unattended cup.

Society for the Promotion of Pantish Welfare

"Yeah, it can see through Invisibility Pants."

...managed to get a hold of a stack of Support Cedric's Pants! badges...

[SiriuslyInLove]

Originally posted by Frodo's redhead
LOL Cotume! that was great!:hug:

Dumbledore *eats an every flavor bean*-Alas!Pants!

Dumbledore *about baby Harry*-he is far better growing up away from all pants,until he is ready.

Professer Sprout-..Should stop students resorting to desperate measures to rid themselves of pants.

Hannah Abbott-like poor Eloise Midgen,she tried to curse hers off

Harry-but there are only 2 extra pants, why's Filch putting out 4 more pants? who else is pantsing?

more to come!:D


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

those are good!

Moaning Myrtle : Oh harry if you die down there, y our welcome to share my Pants... :D