Those Crazy Quotes!

[lithorose]

Mods, I wasn't sure where to put this, so feel free to move it!;)

Ever get your favorite movies mixed up? Remember a line from one movie as coming from another, or worse, get them jumbled up so they come out as either unintelligible or extremely funny? Well, here's a place for you to put them!:D

I'll start off a couple from Harry Potter. If people want, we can make it for more than just Harry Potter, in which case we can move it to the Cauldron. Enjoy!

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Prof. X: "You're a Mutant, Harry!"

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Harry picks up Tom Riddle's diary and writing appears in it: "Wake up, Harry! Hogwart's has you..."

[LuthienElentari]

Luthien thinks and thinks and comes up with an idea...


Harry Potter adds to Dobby " Even the smallest elf can change the course of the future" and throws him his sock.



Harry looks into the chamber of secrets and says " what are we holding onto Ron? Ron answers That there is some good pants out there and its worth fighting for".


Not sure these work but oh well they were the only ones I could think of.

[Pilgrim Grey]

this isn't exactly a quote, but I think it's funny all the same: (it's from the Matrix reloaded)

Hermione runs up to Harry and hugs him. She then awkwardly shakes Ron's hand.

Harry: "It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were by design based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the one. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-a-vis, love."

[owl]

My favourite quote is when Ron says 'Why does it have to be follow the spiders, why couldn't it be follow the butterflies'
I giggle every time I hear it. 'Dead annoying really ':LOL: :LOL:
I haven't really been thinking about what I've been writing so my favourite quote might not be quite right. But you get the general impact of it don't you??

[xKatiexBellx]

I have a quote that I just adore thats in the book and (if they make it) simply has to be in the GoF movie... "Wild! I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...and again...and again..." from Ron:rotfl:

[owl]

I've thought of another quote, this time it's from Lucius Malfoy.
Hagrids just said 'get out o' my house'
Lucius says back 'I take no pleasure in being inside your-You call this a house'

I know lots of people would call me mad but I don't see what's so wrong about liking this. ;)
As be fore I may have gone a bit wrong in the quote but it should be about right.
Lithorose, since this thread is under the movie forum is it only for quotes from the films or can it also be favourite quotes from the books as well. :confused:

I've been having a bit of trouble trying to get the color to work. The color on this one came from about 3 tries. If anyone can help me I'd be grateful:(
I have totally misread the rules next time I'll try to keep to them :trout: me