In search of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack

[Kristin]

Similar to the much-celebrated Insane Asylums that have graced these boards from time to time... but with a Harry Potter twist.

Here is the place to "believe 10 impossible things before breakfast" or "believe a thousand mad things before breakfast." (Depending on which transcript of JKR's Royal Albert Hall interview you trust. Personally, I think it's the "impossible" on just because that's a lovely Alice reference.)

Unleash your creativity. Read upside-down. Wear a roaring lion hat. Search for a Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

Be generally silly and slightly insane! :D

No seriousness allowed! :nose:

Kristin goes off to blow some bright pink bubbles. :)

OO...OO o0Oo
oOO0 0o.....o
oO..o oO
0o OoO..o

[Fleurdelacour]

Ooooh.... Just what I needed!! :D

Fleur dons a lion hat and does wonky cartwheels

I can see diamonds. Lots of em...And rubies... A kiss on the hand is quite continental, but diamonds area girls best friend!!!!!

[ChianaWeasley]

Marilyn monroe!!!!! Jane Russell!!!!!!!

Chiana unsheaths her sword, standing in the crows nest of the infamous S.S. Kanigette

Ahoy matey!!!!

Set the sails!!!
Bring up the anchor!!!
Swab the poop deck!!
:p

Oh a pirate's life for me!!!

[Colli]

... I wish I could speak whale.


Muuuaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooooeeeee.

:D

Oooh, do you remember the Insane Asylum we had at the old boards, sitting around wondering if Rowling was even WORKING on book 5? Memories!

[ChianaWeasley]

Bet she wasnt. Having a baby and getting married. The sheer nerve! ;)

Dorri speaks whale in Nemo!!!!

[Kristin]

Kristin does a series of pirouettes around the room.

Whew! .... Time for a snack. Does anyone else want a banana sandwich?


:angel:

[xKatiexBellx]

Does a few cartwheels around the room... good, im a lunatic...

Oooooooooooooohhh! I wanna blow bubbles!

O...o0
o.0...
...ØØØØØØ :D interesting bubbles... o0..
oooO0o0..

That's all... im tired already...:sleep:

[Colli]

:D Thanks Kristin, but I think I'll have aerosol cheese and Wheat thins. :)

*pops the bubbles*

[Lanen]

Kristin -

yes, thanks, but be sure to put peanut butter on it! :D

Lanen waves her wand and mutters someting and is transformed into the likeness of an old man with wild hair, which is waving madly as though in a strong wind...

Blow, wind, and crack your cheeks!

:D

[ChianaWeasley]

Oh! I had granola bars slathered in peanut butter, with a banana on the side yesterday for lunch!! Peanut butter and banana compliment each other so well :D Sqeeusi cheese IS VERYVERY yummy on sun chips (tip of the day)

[xKatiexBellx]

You popped the bubbles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Runs around screaming

P.S. to Chiana: Love your avatar
P.S.S to Chiana: One of my fave movies, you know!:D
P.S.S.S: brownies are funny:D

[Kristin]

Brownies as in the snack? The elves? The girl scouts? :p


Ooooh! Lanen has graced my thread with her presence! :) :notworthy

Kristin doles out banana sandwiches to everyone.


Now I'm going to make some paper-mache puppies and bewitch them to run around and bite Death Eaters' elbows. :cool:

[xKatiexBellx]

AAAAWWWWWWEEEEEE! Chianas avatar is a brownie...

[ChianaWeasley]

He is in fact!.....a brownie! Under the oversee of Chinlindra the fairie queen! His name is Rool, in this avatar he has fallen into a keg of beer. Only before falling in love with a stray cat.

Really katie?

Willow is one of my alltime favorite films, I just finished reading the book. It was very good.

Kudos and peanut butter/ banana sandwiches to those who love Willow Ufgood!!!
:p

[xKatiexBellx]

Oh, I love Willow...:beer: cheers to Willow Ufgood... I never knew how Chilindria was spelt...

[Kristin]

Let your silliness and creativity romp!

Let go of your inhibitions.

Kristin starts hugging the couch, like in the Febreze commercial that says it will cut your inhibitions. :D

[swiftsnowmane]

Actually I thought it was Cherlindria....?:p

*Gets all the brownies drunk on butterbeer and starts dancing to Irish drinking songs*:beer:

*Slips and falls due to a combination of discarded bananna sandwich and spilt butterbeer*

ARRRR, me booty!:o

[Fleurdelacour]

Oooh! Banana sandwiches! :D I like them toasted! Not the banana, but the bread, obviously, I used to eat them when I was four and sit and watch Madeline and Seaseme Street.... *sigh*


NO MORE NUNS!!! :D :D :D

*joins the Irish jig*

[ChianaWeasley]

Chiana puts Flogging Molly into the jukebox

I dont think these brownies need anymore butterbeer. Look at them :rolleyes:

[Kristin]

Fleur, with all your jigging, you stepped on one of my puppies! :trout:

Kristin douses Fleur in chocolate pudding.

Ah, chocolate pudding, the *sweetest* revenge! :p

[Amberion]

The Mountie Song
When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or county
I thought it would be great if someday I could only ever be a mountie
I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because that's part of the profession
But now I sit on my horse and tell American tourists the Parliament's in session
I really don't look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my head in every parade
I'm young and strong and have no fear but now I'm spending my career in motorcades
I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes
I don't wanna have to smile for diplomats' home videos
I good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guard
Oh no, the RCMP
Is not the life for me
I used to think that a mountie had to be honest, loyal, humble, strong and thrifty
But even though we don't break ranks, we get no thanks, they took us off the fifty (dollar bill)
On Sussex Drive in hallowed halls we act like guards in shopping malls, it's such a pain
Like someone's plotting the assassination of the Minister if Sports and Recreation, oh that's insane
Sometimes I just want to puke on Sergeant Preston of the Yukon, Dudley Do-Right's such a jerk (Damn you, Snidely)
And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn't catch a shopping cart, some days I hate to go to work
I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes
I don't wanna have to smile for diplomats' home videos
I good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guard
Oh no, the RCMP
Is not the life for me

Bill: Hey, Chester, come over here.
Chester: What's that, Bill?
B: Look what I found over here.
C: Oh, he's one uh them there beefeaters gonna do changin' uh the guard, tell us all about Charles, Diana, Camilla Parker-Bowling-Ball, 'n the li'l horsey guy..
B: Nuh-uh, we ain't in England, were in, uh, Canaida
C: Canaida? Can- he's a hockey player.
B: No, he's a mountie.
C: A mountie! Hey mountie, mountie, sing the mountie song.
Mountie: The mountie song?
B: Yeah, from the movie.
C: Yeah, you know, I'm a mountie, I'm a mountie
M: Oh, okay. (Sings) It's a world of laughter, a world of tears, it's a world of hope, it's a world of-
B: No, no, When Ah'm Callin' You,
M: Oh, right, yeah, okay. fine (Sings) When I'm calling you...
B: That's it. Higher, higher.
M: Higher? Okay (Sings higher) When I'm calling you...
C: Higher, higher. Think more north.
M: (Sing in falsetto) When I'm calling you...
B: You suck.
C: Yeah, you're a crummy mountie. You know, we came all the way from Buffalo, New York, an' that's a long way from Canada. We wanna see ourselves Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, maybe Regina, Saskatoon, maybe Halifax this afternoon iffen we got time. We wanna see ourselves a real mountie, an' a real Eskimo, an' a real igloo. We're gonna buy a soapstone carving. We're gonna take a shower with it by the light of the northern lights!
M: You listen here, Yankee punks, you'd better back off 'cause I've got a gun here and I'm not afraid to use it, so...
B: Ooh, he's got a gun.
C: Ooh, he's gonna squirt us.
B: Yeah, he's got one gun.
M: Yeah, well, how many guns do you got?
B: I got ten.
C: I got fourteen, that's twenty-
B&C: One.
M: Well, where do you keep that many guns?
C: In our tank.
M: You have a tank?
C: Well, we didn't walk here y'know.
M: Well, where would you get a tank?
B: Wal-mart.
M: Oh.

I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes
I don't wanna have to smile for diplomats' home videos
I good at working real hard, I should have joined the coast guard
Oh no, the RCMP
Is not the life for me
Oh, no, it's not the life for me
Oh, no, it's not the life for me,m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me, m-m-me
In the RCMP
RCMP

By the Arrogant Worms
Canada's funniest singer/somgwriters:D :D :D

[Kristin]

That's a lovely song. :)

Kristin covers Amberion in sticky gold stars. :D

I wonder if the Mounties could help me find a Crumple-Horned Snorkack.... Well, maybe I'll just steal one of their horses for my quest. :p

[qleap]

Kristin, your quest for Crumple-Horned Snorkack moved so much I decided to help you...
So off I go to Sweden! I'll find one for you! :D :D

*off to finish packing. Yes, it's past 2am :rolleyes: *

[ChianaWeasley]

So we're atcually searching for this Crumple-Horned Snorkack? My sounds like quite an adventure to me! :)

rummages through room, packing a bag, and putting on her yolder hat

Lead the way!
;)

[Kristin]

:D Hooray! We're going on a quest!

Right then. ...

The first thing we need is proper Quest/Hunt Gear. Kristin passes out helmets, sturdy boots and gold star stickers to qleap and Chiana. But I only stole the one horse from the Mounties, so we'll all have to ride together.

Now I've been doing a bit of research, and it seems that Crumple-Horned Snorkacks are especially attracted by purple spangles and jelly doughnuts. So we must have lots of those.

... Any other plans or ideas? ... Please help in the quest! :)

[swiftsnowmane]

We should have as many searches taking place as possible! We must find the Crumple-Horned Snorkack before You-Know-Who does!! What if IT'S the secret weapon??:eek:

;)


Decides to enlist the help of her two favorite pirates....

Ahoy! Avast! Here be the two the scurviest seafarers of them all.....Behold Cap'n Jack Sparrow and the Dread Pirate Roberts!! :notworthy :swoon:

http://www.smorgenstern.com/images/stills/477.jpg

http://elflady.com/legolasgreenleaf/orlando/potc/trailer/images/poc200.jpg



Drink up, me hearties! Yo ho!:beer:

:arrr:

[ChianaWeasley]

Chiana sticks out her head from the box of powdered jelly doughnuts

this was bait?:o

Whopsie mates, guess we'll JUST have to get some more!

throws her pack over her shoulder

Yummy, pirates :p

[Kristin]

You ate the bait?

Kristin eyes Chiana, who is now covered in jelly, doughnut crumbs and powdered sugar.

OK then, you can be the bait! Just go over there and wait for a Snorkack to find you and then just yell when you see it.

I'm going to play on my kazoo. :)

*bzzzz BZzzzZ bzZ*
mmurrrrr mzZzz * uUrrrrr
zzzmMm * bzZzz mMmmm
zzZzzz

[ChianaWeasley]

Me?Why do I have to be the bait?!
Noone told me the doughnuts were bait!!
I dont wanna be the bait...no fair...
But wait!...

pulls a new box of doughnuts out of her bag
Will these work?
They're my secret stash
:D

[xKatiexBellx]

ooooooh! those PotC pictures are beautiful!:eek: :swoon: :eek:

[Ravenclaw]

...

Unbeknownst to the three musketeers, Little Miss Muphet was sitting on a ROCK instead of a TUFFET and it RUINED the WHOLE STORY!

Ahem. Excuse me.

What I meant to say was, little did the questing people know, in the bushes lay great peril and she was watching the jelly doughnuts and licking her savage chops.

"Must... have... doughnuts... my... my precious..."

But right at that moment, Kristin came over to her bush.

"What's this bush doing here? It's such a horrible looking weed!" And as she went to pull the ugly thing, the 'great peril' snapped at her fingers with hungry teeth. Kristin smiled.

"Ravenclaw, we aren't playing Tarzan anymore. Get out of there, we're looking for the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!"

The beast appeared clueless to Kristin's attempt at civilized conversation.

"Raven wants precious..." the beast grinned. Kristin rolled her eyes.

"Oh alright, one doughnut, but then will you stop?"

"Hey, how come she gets a doughnut and I can't have any? It's MY secret stash!" Chianna called.

"Because you ate all the OTHER ONES!" Kristin reminded her.

"Oh yeah..."

Kristin tossed the beast a doughnut and she gobbled it down, purple jelly all over her face.

"There. No come on, or we'll miss them!" Kristin pulled the Ravenclaw out of the bush, but she refused to walk on two feet and insisted on using her arms. She also seemed a bit scared of the horse and tentative to go near it.

"If she's gonna come, maybe we should put a leash on her," said gleap from atop the horse.

"Aye," agreed swifty, eyeing the primative beast suspiciously. The Ravenclaw merely glared right back.

And then, little purple bunnies entered and started hopping around.

And the sheep said baa.

[swiftsnowmane]

Ooh, ooh, I hope I'm the horse. :D

*Assumes horse form*

*Whinnies*

[ChianaWeasley]

" Well I guess we're all here. Shall we be off then?"asked Chiana sticking the doughnuts into her sack, as she waited for the others. Raven clambers up to her, and pokes her in the leg.

[qleap]

Originally posted by Kristin
:D Hooray! We're going on a quest!

Right then. ...

The first thing we need is proper Quest/Hunt Gear. Kristin passes out helmets, sturdy boots and gold star stickers to qleap and Chiana. But I only stole the one horse from the Mounties, so we'll all have to ride together.

No maybe I didn´t explain I am REALLY backpacking Sweden :D :D :D
I´m in Stockholm right now, been here three days and I so love it I want to come back for another day before leaving Scandinavia. Stockholm RULES! :D No Crumple-Horned Snorkack though.
I might have a look in Norway in case it moved there ;) I´m in Oslo tomorrow. NO I+m NOT jocking! :D
And I have a 15 Kg backpack I have to carry around hostels to prove it :rolleyes:

I´d let you know more about it if I had more internet time (hey I just paid 20 kr to let you know I´m alive ;) )

Glad to now the Quest started though. Join me. Pack your things and get on the first train ;)

[ChianaWeasley]

theres no crumpled Snorkack?!?!?!?!

:eek:

but...but....oh....


LETS go on a quest anyway!!!!
:D

[Ravenclaw]

The Ravenclaw looks around, confused at why everyone suddenly stopped moving.

"No Snorkle Cracker? Ravenclaw want doughnuts! Ravenclaw want doughnuts now or Ravenclaw starts being mean."

To emphisize her point, she growled, bearing her teeth which weren't really that sharp, but looked dangerous nonetheless. She slowly turned her head full of wild blonde hair and growled at them.

"The poor thing," Kristen said. "She's kinda cute in a way."

"DOUGHNUTS!"

"No doughnuts!" Chiana declared to the beast as she hid something behind her back. "They were, um, stolen by the, er, Crumple Horned Snorkack!"

The Ravenclaw tilted her head to examine Chiana and her brow furrowed in an expression of thought.

"But Ravenclaw hears gleap say she in Sweed-land and there be no Crumbly Horned Snorkle Cracker. So where go the yummy doughnuts?"

"Yummy doughnuts go to Chiana's stomach," Chiana said slowly, rubbing her stomach. Ravenclaw frowned.

"Then Ravenclaw must get doughnuts from Chiana's stomach..." As she said this she licked her lips. Chiana yelped and ran behind Kristin for protection.

"Now now, Ravenclaw, be nice! No violence, alright! We'll find you some more doughnuts!"

"Really?" Chiana said, stepping out from behind Kristin with a grin. "Is that our next quest?"

"Yes." Kristin decided. "We shall go in search of the best doughnuts in Sweden. Maybe we'll run into gleap on the way! To the batmobile!"

[swiftsnowmane]

"To the Black Pearl!"

:D

[ChianaWeasley]

"Alright! A new quest!" Chiana cheers, dropping the box of doughnuts into the nearest bushes. JUst after Raven turns her head to look at the others.:D

[Kristin]

Ooh, are we going on a boat -- er, ship -- now? Bravo! I love sailing! :D

Kristin tries to gather up Ravenclaw's little purple bunnies.

Come on bunnies! We're going on a trip!


(Kristin playing on her kazoo again)

*zzzmMm
mmurrrrr mzZzz * uUrrrrr
* bzZzz mMmmm sssZzzz
zzZzzz mmbzzzMmm
bzzzz BZzzzZ bzZ*

Don't worry I packed plenty of extras for everybody.

And lots of waffle mix as well. :) :cool:

[ChianaWeasley]

Oh! It gets better, we're going to have waffles as well!!!!
:o You spoil us Kristin!!

Chiana hops up and down happily, running up onto the dock with Raven at her heels

[Ravenclaw]

All of a sudden, they heard a strange sound. They turned to see a big grey donkey pouring waffle mix into a bowl and humming.

The Ravenclaw snarled at the beast of burden. Kristin smiled. Chiana frowned and tilted her head, confused.

"Alright," said Chiana, looking at the crew. "Who let Donkey come along?" she asked.

"Some big green guy asked me to pet sit," said Kristin. "I thought it'd be fun."

"Oh," Chiana said, comprehension dawning on her face. "Well, I suppose that exclaims it."

"Ravenclaw hungry," said the savage, rubbing her stomach with drool dribbling down the corner of her lip. "Can she eat big grey yummy thing?"

"No!" Kristin scolded. "Bad Ravenclaw! We don't eat other people's pets!"

"Oh..." said the Ravenclaw, looking downcast. "Well, then, can Raven eat purple bunny?"

Kristin thought a moment.

"Why don't you wait for Donkey to finish the waffles."

"Ravenclaw don't know this waffle Kristin speaks of. Is it yummy and good?"

"Try one!" said Donkey as he flipped one onto a plate. The wild thing sniffed questioningly at the seemingly burnt waffle, then devoured it.

"Yum yum!" she declared. "Raven want more!"

"OK, OK," said Kristin. "But first! We must set sail! Ahoy! Who's the captain of this here ship?"

[ChianaWeasley]

A man walks towards them, a bit of a sway in his step, his hair braided and dreadlocked in random places. He dons a red bandana about his forehead, trinkets throughout his black mane. He steps over to Chiana offering his hand in an odd manner

Chiana smiles brightly, accepting his hand. She turns to her friends, "Everyone, I give you our captain."

The man bows and looks up at them as he's bent over, then straightens himself.

"Jack Sparrow-captain- Jack sparrow. At your service!"
:arrr:

[Kristin]

Fabulous! :D

Kristin puts on really dark eyeliner.

:arrr:


Ravenclaw, get away from those bunnies or you'll have to walk the plank!


(I love this thread because you never know where it'll go next! :))

[ChianaWeasley]

Never thought I'd get us captain Jack Sparrow, eh?
Well, I'm just that good :cool:

[Kristin]

Are those waffles about done?


Good.

*takes the waffles and tosses them overboard*


I've outfitted these waffles with tiny cameras. They'll float around the ocean and record everything they see. That way, they can spy on our enemies, who will just think they are innocent waffles floating on the sea.

Mwahahaha!

[ChianaWeasley]

"What of perfectly good waste of waffles!!!!"Chiana groans as she rushes to the side of the boat, watching the pastries float away.

:o

[najuk]

*reads thread* Ummm, so was I not supposed to eat those waffles I found whilst out on my little swim in the ocean ... ? Oooooops ... I thought they tasted a little funny but then I guessed they were sea waffles and then they tasted okay :D I can cook scrambled eggs though, do you want them?

[xKatiexBellx]

Kristin steers the sjip to land and the all jump off to go search for the Lost Tuffet that Little Miss Muffet never used.
Then they found it right away, and went to search for the Crumple-Horned Snorlack

After two days, they got impatient, not knowing that someone was watching them.

"Where Crumbly Horned Snorkle Cracker?!" Ravenclaw roared.
Just on time though, for right after it, Chiana called, "I think I saw it!" she jumps up and down in glee while pointing her finger at a tree.
"That's a tree, dear, you're loosing it!" Kristin said impatiently. But right at that moment, something jumped out of the tree.
"There!" Called Chiana. "That's just a drunk Katie Bell! Hey Katie, come back, we're searching for the Crumbly Horned snorlack! No, the Crumble Corned Snorkle Crackle! Argh, the Thing!" Kristin called.

Katie runs out of the bushes and throws a big bear hug over Kristin, "Thank you for saving me Kristing, I hate having to live over Butterbeer!"

"Well, that's not good then, the only source of drink we have is Butterbeer." Chiana laughed. "No bread? No food? JUST BUTTERBEER?!" Katie roared. Kristin nodded.

Katie spends a moment sending evil glares at everyone, including najuk who ate the last waffle, then says, "Can I go exploring with you?"

[ChianaWeasley]

"Well perhaps I can make some sort of magical device that turns butterbeer into nutritious food..." she thought out loud to herself for a moment. Ravenclaw looked at her in horror.

"No good food. Want fatty foods!!"

[Kristin]

Kristin goes to her TV monitor, where she watches the inside of najuk's stomach.

Silly najuk ate the Waffle-Cams! :p :)


Hmm.... I guess we'd better solve this no-food crisis.

Kristin goes into the forest ...

... returns a short time later.

We're in luck. There was a Caterpillar in there, and he gave me this nice mushroom. ;)

[xKatiexBellx]

"Oooooooooooooohhhhhhh"... Katie examins the mushroom then runs into the forest, then comes back with poison Ivy...

"Salad for everyone!"

Kristin and Chiana look disgusted..

"Is it good for you?"

"No, but it's too bad for you... hmmm, guess I'll just have to share..."

Katie runs back into the forest and comes out with two barrels of chocolate bars...

"I wanted it all to myself:(... on the other hand though, dig in!"

[LuthienElentari]

Are phycos like me allowed to go on the quest, or join for whatever crazy thing your doing!

[ChianaWeasley]

"Boy this is one tripped out forest, first mushrooms, then poison ivy, then boom! chocolate bars from thin air! Next you'll be giving me bread that says 'eat me'." Chiana exclaimed, sitting down on rock to take in her odd, new surroundings.

[Avada Kedavra]

::crawls out of barrel:: ::streches and looks around:: crouching in a dusty, dark corner under the stairs, overhears chiana saying " maybe we could make butterbear good for you" . laughingly mocking her, smiles to oneself and thinks, ::if she only knew just how good butterbear is for you:: glances in a puddle of water at her nearly 200 year old face, barely looking a day over 21, alas!! Anne Bonny has survived the trial!!

[Kristin]

Kristin's paper-mache puppies from page 1 bound into page 2 and eat the caterpillar's mushroom.

Oops! :o Everybody watch where you're stepping. One of these puppies ate the shrinking half. I don't want an inch-high puppy to get squashed.

Something drips onto Kristin's head. She looks up and sees the 12-foot-tall second puppy.

:eek: :eek:

[Ravenclaw]

Ravenclaw frowns and looks up at the puppy.

Rav: Bad paper thing! Bad, bad, BAD paper thing! Where be Alice? She teach you lesson, bad paper thing!

Chiana: Alice who?

Kristin shrugged.

Kristin: Not sure, but that Caterpillar said something about an Alice too.

Rav: Paper puppy, bring back mushroom! No good for you!

The dog ignored her and ran away, making trees fall as it cleared a path in the forest. Ravenclaw grumbled and chased after it, waving her arms.

Rav: Come back, puppy! Alice says puppy bad! Puppy eat more mushrooms!

As she ran, Ravenclaw ran straight into a blonde girl with a black head band, a blue dress and white apron.

Girl: Have you seen the white rabbit?

Rav: **Looks at her dumbly**

Girl: The white rabbit! With the pocket watch!

Rav: **Points at puppy running away.**

Girl: *Sigh*. Oh dear.

The girl picks a mushroom and eats it. She then grows to five times her original size, grabbs the puppy and stuffs a mushroom in its mouth. It shrinks to normal size and she then eats another mushroom and shrinks down to her normal size.

Girl (straighting out her blue dress): Now. Tell me where the white rabbit is.

Ravenclaw opens her mouth really wide.

Rav: Waffle Crumbley Horned Snorkle Cracker! Alice giant-size make puppy little! Quick Quick!

The girl stared at Ravenclaw blankly.

Girl: I don't think I'm in Wonderland anymore, Toto.

Ravenclaw growled at the girl and bared her not-so-sharp teeth.

Rav: Ravenclaw's name not Toto!

At that moment, the others arrived.

Kristin: There you are, Ravenclaw! And look! It's my paper-mache puppy! Go back to page one, you, you've been a bad dog!

The puppy whimpers and jumps back to page one.

Katie: Look at pretty blonde girl!

Girl: Ahem! But can someone show me where the white rabbit has-- Oh never mind I quit!

And with that, the girl pulled a script out of her apron and turned to the camera behind her.

Girl: That's it, Steven, I just can't take it anymore! I can't work with these people! I mean, that one (points at the Ravenclaw) doesn't even speak English! They're confusing me with other characters, it's not workign, I quit!

And with that, she threw the script down at some guy's feet and stomped off.

Steven Speilberg: Well fine! But I'll make sure you never act in this town again, Alice! That's it, guys, we're done here. (looks at Cauldroneers.) Carry on, sorry to distrub your quest. JOE! WHERE'S MY COFFEE!

And they turned their backs and left the island.

Kristin: Huh. What an interesting happening... Oh well!

And they continued with their quest... whatever it was now.

[Kristin]

:jawdrop: Wow!

That post rocks! :notworthy

Very nicely done, Ravenclaw. Now can you get Spielberg out? He seems be lingering more than he should, probably trying to steal ideas for his next movie. :p


Kristin gives a loud whistle and looks toward the horizon, eventually sighting what she was looking for....

Here comes a purple rhinocerous! :D

Yes! It is the purple rhino of Angband.

Kristin hops on its back and pulls the others up after her.

I don't know if this will help us find the Crumple-Horned Snorkack, but it's pretty darn cool! :cool:

[Ayla]

ayla runs frantically after the rhino, shouting : " Hey!! Wait up!! I can't run as fast!!!!!!!!" :sleep: she decide to give up the chase and fall down on the ground ---- now! that's pretty darn tragic! ;)

[Kristin]

Kristin tries to stop the rhino and turn around to get Ayla.

How do you steer this thing?!


Forget it. Riding a rhino just is not working.

Kristin jumps off the rhino's back.


Oh, look! My pink bubbles have returned!

OoO oO.. OO.o O.ooO..

[Ayla]

Pink bubbles?

Thanks for trying to get to me, Kris!:)

Now tell me, how exactly does the Crmple-Horned-Snorkack look?? I've only seen the Purple-Glazed-Snorkack.:rolleyes: