The Trout Hollywood War

[LuthienElentari]

Get Your trouts ready to fire!
Aim for Hollywood!

Ok my trouts are:

Girl characters: I'm so sick of having ditsy characters played as girls. Have a geeky smart girl everyonce in awhile. So trout you.

Hillery Duff: For showing that a girl can be populor and completely pethetic at the same time.

Bennifer: For showing how low a hollywood couple can go

Brittney Spears: Too many reasons
Finally.....

Christopher Columbus: (The Directer) for making the first film crud

So Trout away make your trouts run free.

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Luthien

[Little Miss]

my trout goes to the people behind all the !!!!e coming-of-age sex sex sex movies that try to be american pie but arent. and american pie wasnt that good either!

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[Fleurdelacour]

Ooh my kinda thread! :D

:trout: crap hollywood blockbuster films like The Hulk, and others I can't remember...

:trout: YES! THAT DAMN CHRIS COLOUMBAS!!!!!

:trout: Those stupid American films about people in high school, and everyone suddenly must see it! WHY NOT A DECENT BRIT FLICK!

:trout: Hollywood as a whole - all those bony little actresses. EAT FOR ONCE! BE CURVY YOU'RE WOMEN!

Ah....

[lithorose]

Girl characters: I'm so sick of having ditsy characters played as girls. Have a geeky smart girl everyonce in awhile. So trout you. (Psst... ever watched Gilmore Girls?)

:trout:s all the idiots who think we won't understand a complex plot or character.

super :trout:s anyone involved in any 'reality' show.

:trout: s the press for thinking anyone's interested in their stupid pop stars and 'power couples'. I could care less.

:trout:s Hollywood for not making more decent flicks. And for not giving The Two Towers the Oscars it deserved.

:trout: s all the home design shows except This Old House and the Woodwright's Shop for being godawful drivel with second-rate fashion senses. Also I :barf: in their general direction.;)

[Fleurdelacour]

remembered a few more...

:trout: awful sequels... :barf: just there to make more money....

:trout: the film Carrie... and the book while we're at it :mad:

[PhineasNigellus]

:trout: Arnold Schwarzenegger for making Terminator 3 -It was a great series - let it rest in peace.

[LuthienElentari]

Originally posted by lithorose
(Psst... ever watched Gilmore Girls?)



Are you kidding?I watch Gilmore Girls every tuesday night.
It makes me crack up everytime. Why can't they make more shows like that. Where the girls don't screech because they broke a nail.

oh yeah heres some more.

:trout: people who can't eat a hot dog because of the calories


:trout: hollywood writers for writing all these dumb movies becasue they don't think we can handle movies with real value

:trout: hollywood for not letting Two Towers win the Oscars and letting Chicago win which most people say doesn't deserve to win.

:trout: hollywood for not making more arty films

:trout: hollywood for making America look like a shallow country

and finally


:trout: all the little girls who model Brittney spears ( WHO IS A CHAIN SMOKER GIRLS) and other hollywood freaks. Look up to someone descent like Mother Theresa!

[ChianaWeasley]

oh, this is going to be loads of fun!!!

ok cracks knuckles,hovering her fingers momentarliy above the keyboard here I go...

1. I :bonk Hilary Duff, for being annoying and well annoying. Everyone who watches her show, just watches for gordo. Everyone needs a gordo for a buddy

2. I :trout: the Olsen twins, for having and being on everything!!! Those two drive me bonkers, they're everywhere. They're rich and spoiled, who wants that as a role model for young girls?
and one extra bonk for each other them, for good measure.

3. I :trout: the 'Charlie's Angels' movies, they are pointless!!! And its really just a low grade porn film to guys to enjoy, is there even a plot?!

4. I :trout: the hollywood industry for creating the largest wave of low self esteem, and eating disorders :trout:

5. I bonk Demi Moore, her got her gorgeous body from a plastic surgeon. How lazy can you be?! You want to look good and be healthy, work for it damnit!!! She just sat on a table and had a hose stuck in her. This also ties in with # 4

6. I :trout: the hollywood/broadcasting corp for all the dumb reality tv shows!!! It should have stopped at the Truman Show, but I guess they didn't get the point of that movie:rolleyes:

7. I :trout: the creators of 'Return of The Mummy', they should NEVER have created a sequel to 'The Mummy'! Proposterous I say!

and finally....

8. I :trout: the directors of the HP films, for not staying true to the plot. But I must also say they HAVE done a good job so far with other areas. But they should have been loyal to the book more often.

9. I :trout: Legally Blonde 2, I was gagged and forced to see it, Witherspoon is a wonderful actress, and also very intelligent, but I want my money back!

10. I salute Tobey Macguire for taking a chance and dying his hair red :beer:

LOL, but thats fun to vent, great idea Luthien!!!

[LuthienElentari]

Originally posted by ChianaWeasley


1. I :bonk Hilary Duff, for being annoying and well annoying. Everyone who watches her show, just watches for gordo. Everyone needs a gordo for a buddy




I have to agree Gordo rocks! if I go see the movie It'll be to see Gordo. Not Hilary dance around in offits that probably cost more then my house. She can't sing either.

I also agree with everything you said ( even the Tobey Maguire Hair thing) but I have one more trout in me.

:trout: JJ Abrams for driving my sister crazy this summer. Because she wants to figure out what happens to Sydney Bristow. But I have to agree it was a cool episode:D

[Drizella]

:trout: Hollywood film writers who think the 'American Pie' trilogy is really what the youth of America is about. And all those other films that make us look bad! :trout:

:trout: any television show that portrays college dorm rooms as gigantic penthouses :rolleyes:

:trout: writers who think that hyped-up action is more deserving of screen time than devotion to an intricate storyline. :rolleyes:

:trout: Celebrities who think they deserve to be worshiped! Very few are acting as the role models they think they are.

What a great thread!

[Ravenclaw]

I'd like to :trout: the executives of Nickleodeon for taking off their best shows: Are You Afraid of the Dark, Real Monsters, Tiny Toons, etc. and replacing them with annoying shows.

I'd also like to :trout: the "talent scout" who "discovered" Britney Spears... Should I blame the Mousketeers?

I wouldn't mind :trout:ing all child actors, who have even bigger heads than their adult counterparts (most of them anyway, and most of them girls.)

I would very much like to :trout: sell-out bands who are, indeed, good, but decided they'd rather have money than dignity... OK, what can I say, I can't really blame them. At least they're good, unlike some sell-outs who don't even deserve their fate.

May I also :trout: all the actors in Hollywood whom once had values and principals but abandoned them to live as wealthy lap dogs to even wealthier producers and movie industries.

But I'd like to :clap: any actor/artist who has kept their values in the face of big-shot industries waving cash under their noses.

Thank you.

[Little Miss]

John Rzeznik

He asked what was wrong with me,
He said I looked like a hollywood girl.
I said that hollywood can fall into the ocean, man,
Cuz it’s the ugliest place in the whole wide world

[Drizella]

I would like to add to Ravenclaw's :trout: to Nickelodeon execs for taking off such shows as 'Hey Dude,' 'Salute Your Shorts,' 'The Adventures of Pete and Pete' and 'Round House'.

And no more Ren and Stimpy either, grotesque as it was. :p Why has Nick's image changed so much? :trout:

[Colli]

I don't mean to be rude, but couldn't you just trout Hollywood in, oh I don't know, The Trout War thread?

[Little Miss]

Originally posted by Colli
I don't mean to be rude, but couldn't you just trout Hollywood in, oh I don't know, The Trout War thread?

but that's too sensible!

everyone trout Colli for not getting it!!!

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[Colli]

:p You can't trout me.. this is the trout HOLLYWOOD war. ;)

Really guys, we don't need duplicate threads like this. It just adds clutter

[Fleurdelacour]

It's not killing anyone Colli, it's just a bit of fun. This place is nothing (in terms of number of threads) to the Pony! That place is very cluttered
:p

:trout: its not hollywood, but it pissed me off. NOTTING HILL! IT DOESNT SNOW LIKE THAT! and that goes for Bridget Jones's Diary! It just doesnt snow like that... ugh hate clieches...

:trout: my sister for watching that lizzie maguire show. on the cbbc channel they're obsessed with it... and it was on all day yesterday and I had to endure my sister going on about how wonderful that bloody lizzie was... that bloody lizzie worries about how everyone sees her! what sort of show is that! why is that gordo person friends with those girls if they're superfical themselves!!! aaghghg!

[PhineasNigellus]

:trout: whoever trouted American Pie - it may not be sophisticated but it was very funny

:trout: HOLLYWOOD (pent up rage)

Fleurd, u can't dis notting hill - it was scripted by Richard Curtis and he wrote :notworthy Blackadder!!

[Fleurdelacour]

It was only the snowing bit I was trouting! :p

:trout: Did I mention the film Carrie?! :mad: that film deserves several trouts....

[lithorose]

While we're dissing Hollywood snow scenes, I'd like to :trout: every Christmas movie ever made. It NEVER snows on Christmas, and my Christmases are never REMOTELY like what's portrayed.

Also I think it's funny when it's raining in the foreground but the background is nice and sunny. Noticed it on an X-Files episode. Obviously one of the ones they shot in Los Angeles.:rolleyes:

[Monkfish]

:trout: All the film makers who think that if aliens were to attack the Earth, all they would have to do is land in America. (Independance Day, Men In Black, X Files and many, many more):rolleyes:

[Fleurdelacour]

I have to agree with you wholeheartedly on that one Monkfish!!

The comets are normally due to land in America... The aliens always land in America... When the aliens take over, they only seem to take over America. When a huge comet lands in the ocean, it only appears to destroy America.

:wave: Hollywood, there are other countries on earth too!

:trout: forgot to trout em!

[Drizella]

Yeah, because America is pretty much the entire world, right? :rolleyes: :mad:

But in defense of it, it is Hollywood, what can we expect? ;) Of course it's going to be unfair and biased and unrealistic and...

Joins FleurD and Monkfish in :trout: stupid armageddon films

But Christmas movies? No way. Not National Lampoon's or 'A Christmas Story.' LOVE THEM.

[Ravenclaw]

Originally posted by Drizella
I would like to add to Ravenclaw's :trout: to Nickelodeon execs for taking off such shows as 'Hey Dude,' 'Salute Your Shorts,' 'The Adventures of Pete and Pete' and 'Round House'.

"Yippy kiyiyay.... what the cowboys say..."

Hehe, my brother recorded a Hey Dude-athon from 92... That crazy Ted!

I say :trout: Arnold Schwartz-a-ma-watzit for doing Jingle All the Way. One Christmas movie that DIDN'T need to be made.

:trout:s Hollywood in general, just for good measure.