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Kristin
08-14-2003, 03:56 AM
For those of you who don't check out the front page, here's a little article I posted there (by yours truly):

"Politicians conjure Potter"
Politicians and pundits from both the left and the right are trying to benefit from the popularity of the Harry Potter books.

Comparisons are unlikely to end anytime soon as the 2004 presidential race heats up and politicians try to capture some of Harry's popularity. It's an update of the classic Us=Good, Them=Bad. Only this time, it's Us=Harry, Them=Voldemort.

(A Muggle Informer original article.)



So just what is Harry anyway? The boy wizard seems to be an independent, at least so far. And let's not forget that he's not old enough to vote yet anyway. But that hasn't stopped politicians from trying to claim the fictional character for their own party and leave their opponents with the evil Voldemort.

Comparisons are unlikely to end anytime soon as the 2004 presidential race heats up and politicians try to capture some of Harry's popularity. It's an update of the classic Us=Good, Them=Bad. Only this time, it's Us=Harry, Them=Voldemort.

Dennis Kucinich, a representative from Ohio and a candidate for the Democratic nomination for president in 2004, joins the fray on his blog. He says:

"...the soon to be released 'Harry Potter Challenges the Pentagon' in which Harry Potter takes on Lord Voldemort, and I explained that Lord Voldemort has an insatiable appetite for violence. I pointed out that the increase in the Pentagon budget takes money away from education. As President I intend to cut the waste from the Pentagon budget and put that money right into education. Harry Potter knows that education or Hogwarts is the place where magic is made and we are going to create new magic in the country by rebuilding our education system. I closed by saying, 'Will Harry Potter overcome the power of Lord Voldemort? When I am elected President I intend to restore the educational funding, and I know where the money is.' After the event a young boy and a young girl both came up to me with their brand new copies of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and asked me to sign them."

In response, one visitor says, "a Harry Potter platform could be fabulous - endless possibilities and analogies - and if Harry Potter, the most famous boy in America, can be irrevocably linked with the name of Dennis Kucinich... you'd have everyone but the religious right..."

Another visitor claims to know the proper mix of the Potter-Politics potion, saying "To [sic] bad Harry Potter is a Libertarian, and wouldn't be in favor of a socialized, nationalized, school system."

Harry Potter a Libertarian? Hmm... We'll have to read the books more carefully. Or maybe Ms. Rowling could offer an official ruling on Harry's preference in U.S. politics.

Alfonso Cuaron, the Mexican director of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, famously offered his opinion on the political persuasions of Rowling's characters in an interview with Newsweek:

Does the evil wizard Voldemort still remind him of George W. Bush, as he said recently? "In combination with Saddam," he says. "They both have selfish interests and are very much in love with power. Also, a disregard for the environment. A love for manipulating people. I read books four and five, and Fudge" —Rowling’s slippery Minister of Magic — "is similar to Tony Blair. He’s the ultimate politician. He’s in denial about many things. And everything is for the sake of his own persona, his own power. The way the Iraq thing was handled was not unlike the way Fudge handled affairs in book four."

But Republicans aren't the only ones being saddled with the negative characterization. A column from The National Review Online drops the characters into the California recall mess. The story is cast with "ex-Slytherin Gray Davis, successfully disguised for his adult life as an aspiring Muggle (i.e. human) politician and California's Governor."

A recent column from AmericanDaily puts Harry in the Republicans' corner:

"Just think, Al Gore missed a job promotion by 537 votes, surely Harry Potter could convert that many votes out of the millions and millions of fans he has just in Florida. Combine that with a strong ground game and solid name ID and you have one heck of a presidential candidate for 2004. But wait, not only is Harry Potter not old enough to run for president, he isn’t real! In fact, he isn’t an American citizen nor do we even know if he is a Democrat. Odds are given the recent resurgence in conservatism, he is part of the vast Right-Wing conspiracy and solidly in W’s corner."

A short opinion blurb from The News-Press seems to say that George W. Bush is Harry:

"Like it or not we will be subjected to another term and after that will come letters requesting our aid in constructing still another presidential library. Save the many volumes of 'Harry Potter' your children may have discarded by then and mail them to Texas in response. If we have ever had a president who resembles that bespectacled, remarkable boy in every respect, GWB is he."

Of course, sometimes the similarities are more than philosophical. Large numbers of people have noticed the physical similarity between Russian President Vladimir Putin and Dobby the house-elf from the movie of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

It's unlikely that any political candidate will capture as many votes as J.K. Rowling has readers. But they might as well try. After all, any politician who could enthrall and excite people as much as Harry Potter is guaranteed to win.

© 2003, The Muggle Informer

Lanen
08-14-2003, 06:53 AM
First - great article, Kristin! :D :clap:

And then - *sigh*.

Does anyone else find it utterly pathetic that politicians are so predictably jumping on the nearest, largest bandwagon they can find?

I take some small comfort in the fact that most of their analogies/ comparisons are so weak as to be worthy of contempt. It seems apparent to me that none of them have actually read the books. (One is assuming, of course, that Dubya can read. One should never assume.)

Me, I'd love to see a confrontation between Dubya and Harry, even Harry in OotP at age 15.

Dubya: "Hello there, young man. You're a Republican, aren't you? Of course you are, come over here and stand beside me for these photographers."

Harry, shaking off Shrub's arm: "I'm English. We don't have Republicans, and to be honest I'm more worried about Voldemort than about some weird conglomeration of Minister Fudge and Gilderoy Lockhart. Gosh, from the news on the Dursley's telly I thought you'd be taller."

Dubya, grabbing Harry's arm and dragging him into the frame for the photo op: "Never mind, we'll make you American for the day, what do you say?"

Harry, throwing off Bush's hand and raising his wand: "Keep away from me. I don't want anything to do with you."

Dubya reaches for Harry, a maniacal gleam in his eye reminiscent of Bilbo at Rivendell when Frodo refused to let him see the Ring.
"Come here, drat you, you limey brat! I need you to be seen with me so everyone who likes you will think we're the same!"

Harry dives out of Dubya's grasp. His eyes flashing with anger, he raises his wand and cries 'Petrificus Totalis!' Dubya's legs snap together and he goes stiff as a plank of wood and falls helplessly to the ground. Harry gazes down at him contemptuously.

"That'll teach you to meddle with a fantasy character, you total goit," says Harry furiously. "Take the hint. Leave me out of your world, I don't want anything to do with you, only Ms. Rowling can speak for me - and keep your nose out of my world, or so help me I'll bury you along with Voldemort."

The End.

gosh, who knew fanfic could be so much FUN?! :devil:

Lanen
08-15-2003, 01:23 PM
Kristin -

I seem to have killed your thread! Sorry about that. It was still a great article. :notworthy

Lanen

Ravenclaw
08-16-2003, 06:26 AM
I showed it to my dad. His response:

"Is Harry gonna run though?"
I just stared at him.
"Well, if Gary Coleman can run..."

LOL, fabulous article Kristin!

Little Miss
08-16-2003, 08:30 AM
this is going to sound really dumb (but bear in mind i'm british!)

who on earth is Dubya and why does she/he/it have such a silly name?

PhineasNigellus
08-16-2003, 08:57 AM
(Dubya = Bush )

for loads of great satirical sketches on Bush and blair checkout Rory Bremner's site (http://www.channel4.com/bremnerbirdandfortune) - some of the sketches are literally hilarious.

and here (http://www.channel4.com/news/2003/special_reports/iraq_hard_place.html) is a link for the Iraq special they did just before the invasion

Lord Schaudt
08-16-2003, 09:22 AM
Maybe i'll convince my dad to run for president, but to get a scar tatoo, thats gotta be worth at least a couple million votes!

Lanen
08-16-2003, 11:36 AM
Monica, Dubya is a rather insulting way of referring to George W. Bush. It is meant to indicate the way Texans (he's from Texas) pronounce the letter W, which is the only way of distinguishing him in conversation from his father, also George Bush, also President of the US quite recently.

Me, I tend to think of him as Shrub, but to each his/her own... :devil:

Kristin
08-16-2003, 03:35 PM
Thanks all. :) I'm glad you liked it.

My inspiration to write it was when I stumbled on the Dennis Kucinich thing and went "Whaaa?!" Children actually asked him to sign their copies of OotP?! :eek: That's highly strange.

Little Miss
08-16-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Lanen
Monica, Dubya is a rather insulting way of referring to George W. Bush. It is meant to indicate the way Texans (he's from Texas) pronounce the letter W, which is the only way of distinguishing him in conversation from his father, also George Bush, also President of the US quite recently.

Me, I tend to think of him as Shrub, but to each his/her own... :devil:

:rotfl:

you learn a new thing every day...

personally i think of him as that bloke who's doing a fairly shoddy job of running that country over there... but Dubya is pretty funny, now i've had it explained :rolleyes:

the british accent is no substiute for the lack of world knowledge we as a nation seem to have...

Moxie
02-07-2005, 06:20 PM
Apparently, it's the US Army (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4243145.stm)'s turn to take advantage of HP's popularity. Note the spokesman insisting the characters bear no resemblance to Rowling's... then check out the enlargement of the pic at the top of the article (as if the names weren't enough of a tip-off). :rolleyes: They'd have been better off claiming it to be a parody... who do they think they're going to fool? (And to think my tax money is going towards this... grrrr...)

Fleurdelacour
02-08-2005, 02:10 PM
I saw that in the newspaper yesterday Moxie... I swore a lot and threw it down before picking it up again and reading my horoscope....

Does the US Army really think that Potter-ing up their advertising will actually make people sign up... Actually. I watched Farenheit 9/11 and some Simpsons episode and I'm not suprised :p

But... I don't like it... I'd be horrified if I was JKR... I think I'd cry. haha...

Xazinon
02-08-2005, 11:36 PM
Drat, I knew I missed something for the front page, probably a bit pointless posting it now huh? ;) Interesting story though, I can't believe they say it bears no resemblance to Harry Potter, but where do you draw the line between copyright and parody? If everyone got all uppity about stuff like this, MAD magazine would have been out of business a loooooong time ago! I suppose we'll just have to wait and see how this situation develops...

Haldomere Banks
01-01-2012, 07:03 AM
Apparently, it's the US Army (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4243145.stm)'s turn to take advantage of HP's popularity. Note the spokesman insisting the characters bear no resemblance to Rowling's... then check out the enlargement of the pic at the top of the article (as if the names weren't enough of a tip-off). :rolleyes: They'd have been better off claiming it to be a parody... who do they think they're going to fool? (And to think my tax money is going towards this... grrrr...)

I don't get it--maybe because it's too low-rez to make out all of the dialog. But why "Longshanks potion"?

Hjal